Jakey

If you know a Jaey, you're a very lucky person. He is always a great person to be around, will always put others infront of him and will make you look the best you can possibly be. Callum's are very generous, sexy, loving, caring, sweet, sensitive, HOT, humorous, good to cuddle, sexy body and very good in bed. They are there to help you in any situation and always there for a shoulder to cry on. They are very protective towards their girlfriends and would stick up for them no matter what and can't wait for a future with that one particular girl. They're also one of the most competitive people you will ever meet, and, no doubt, they're already plotting how to go pro on that new (200th) hobby they've picked up. Smart? More like genius.

- Hey, you know that Jakey dude?

- Yeah. You gon' talk about his recent win in the national coding competition?
- Yeah, his code was so compact and optimized it was fucking great bro!
- Man, I envy him.

by StevenLeigh December 22, 2018

JAKEY

JAKEY is a absolute sick lad in the cult of the JAKEY'S. In order to be in this club you need to pass 2 rules
1: Your name must be Jacob, Jake or JAKEY
2: IN EVERY POSSIBLE SITUATION shout JAKEY!

Teacher: Jake you passed the test

JAKEY: "JAKEY"

by Owner of 'The Cult of JAKEY' January 6, 2019

Jakey Video

When a man takes video of his own self ejaculating, then sends to female

Yo bro I just sent a jakey video to fayln and anni

by dansmithbyyedu April 21, 2019

Jakeass

A person named Jake who is a jackass

He is a jakeass

by fouxou June 11, 2019

Jakeyvion

A nigga that will betray someone for a dog. When you invite him to a football game on a special occasion, he will be at one of your friends parties when he just met your friend that same day. When you invite him to a funeral of someone that you loved dearly, he would already be at your friends funeral. He is a fake friend and will betray you for your girlfriend. Never introduce any of your friends to him.

Jakeyvion is a fake friend.

by Ej042307 June 16, 2019

Jakey

A jakey is a boy that usuay goes for petite women, jakeys are also very much known to flex their valuables such as their airpods

Heck I just dropped my airpod, oh well guess I'll just buy a new pair
You're such a jakey

by AlphaShoulders August 4, 2019

Jakey

A jakey is usually called Martin Constable, calls other people jakeys to hide the fact that his a massive junkie

Martin Constable is a wee jakey

by MartinsAPedo February 8, 2020