Haskey

A person of high self importance found in low level corporate positions, frequently found telling co-workers what to do whilst being clueless themselves. Haskeys are found in most workplaces and are suspected, yet not confirmed, to spend many hours a night masturbating over pictures of themselves

Bill - "Dude, that guy who completely loves himself keeps talking like he's my manager. Doesn't he do the same job as us?"
Sam - "Totally. What a complete Haskey"

by Sir Alan Sugar April 18, 2008

Dusty Hussey

A very disgusting, cavernous vagina, hasn't been used in years, out of shape. Sometimes called a "beef curtain".

"Wow, Jennifer's got a dusty hussey!"

by TheRustySheriffsBadge November 12, 2012

son of husky

"relaxed fit" -'husky' was the designation for male plus sizes in the 60s

ate too many cheetos and chug-a-lugged too much beer, went pants shopping and had to get son of husky

"relaxed fit" is the bastard son of husky

by michael foolsley April 15, 2011

Herbie Husker

That girl is so hot I would eat the corn out of her shit with a toothpick.

Herbie Husker is the ultimate compliment to the female persuasion.

by Wasp1 January 14, 2008

Husky Penguin

A threesome with a black and a white overweight hairy midget.

I walked in on a Husky Penguin and was unexpectedly aroused.

by LPPenguinTamer April 23, 2014

Huskering

Pleasuring ones self in a corn field using a corn cob

Did you hear? Johnny got caught by his pa Huskering in the field.

by JIVETIMETURKEY April 25, 2015

huskly

To watch someone being pulled by huskies quite fast.

My neighbour moved huskly from their house today.

by Yarlex November 30, 2015