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Hernia

A slang term for a headache caused by wearing tight headphones and listening to music at the same time when asleep. The headphones cut off circulation to the head and produce discomfort in the head. The music projected from the headphones are repeatedly bashing your ear drums while you are asleep and slowly start producing one hell of a headache.
Victim of a Hernia: Ow! Man, my head hurts Josh!
Josh: That sucks. Don't fall asleep when listening to music next time.
by Ensiferum July 16, 2008
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hernia gina

the herniated groin area that is usually found on fatter men and women that protudes out and appears rather misfigured
The fat man had a large hernia gina protruding from his groin.
by mx21 May 28, 2008
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"Hernia"

A term used by doctors to tell you your intestines are popping through your muscles. That you need surgery to fix the problem, and you’ll have to miss the trip you’ve been looking forward to all year because you cant walk anymore. Upon arriving at the recommended surgeon that is supposed to fix your problem, you will be told that you in fact do not have a hernia, and that some magical pills called antibiotics (an•tie•by•ah•ticks) will fix the cyst like infection you really have in a couple of days. At this point you will have spent all the money you have been saving for your trip on other things, like school supplies and visits to a surgeon. You will realize, that had you known what it was in the first place, you could have gone on your trip, and saved a lot of time and agony.
If it wasn’t for that moron of a doctor telling me I had a "hernia", I could have gone to Burningman.
by Pannoman2000 September 3, 2006
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Filthy Hernandez

My boyfriend tried to give me a filthy hernandez last night.
by ASI May 18, 2006
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Luis Hernandez

A tough-looking guy with over 200 pounds that likes to act like the alpha male but secretly waits for someone to turn him over and give him that BBC.
by big daddy triple t December 6, 2018
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Hernandez

the coolest last name in the world,
many mexicans have this last name because it ends with 'ez'.
lol and only hot, awesome, rad people have this last name :D
DANG! she is
SUCH a Hernandez :
by a hernandez! January 26, 2009
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jorge hernandez

Usually A mexican who cusses a lot the next Lionel Messi since he's great at soccer and he's good at videogames
Jorge Hernandez is good at soccer and videogames
by LeBron James Jr July 13, 2015
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