veteran: need help
psychiatrist: u gonna kill urself or not
veteran: need help
psychiatrist: here you go pills
veteran: thanks for the psych help
psychiatrist: u gonna kill urself or not
veteran: need help
psychiatrist: here you go pills
veteran: thanks for the psych help
by BumStatusYo December 17, 2018

what to say when your ball rolls away while playing a sport and you ask someone for “ball help” to pass it back.
by mannyb_b June 7, 2020

I'm so tired of everything this is why I wrote this Is a cry for help please let me out of this basement I have been trapped for 10 years help.
This is a cry for help please help God please God please I have been hunting the rats for food help I have to drink my own pee help help help help help help help
by Imbored9876 September 24, 2023

Me: Hey Jen, do you mind if you can send me a picture of your naked body? I am currently studying the anatomy of the female body in my physiology class and need a good body to study on.
Jen: Yeah sure!!!
*sends picture of her naked body*
Jen: Hope this helps!
Me: Oh it helped alright...
Jen: Yeah sure!!!
*sends picture of her naked body*
Jen: Hope this helps!
Me: Oh it helped alright...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 24, 2020

I'm Here to help but, I don't do "beneath me" shit anymore... Eat a dick... Figure it out your damn self....
by Are You Sure April 5, 2010

Maria, I thought you went to get help for your condition?
Yeah, I tried... he denied me because I'm TOO crazy
Yeah, I tried... he denied me because I'm TOO crazy
by maximsbestgirl July 30, 2010
