TennisPlayer69's definitions

Fgjifkl

What you type in Google search when you don't know what to search, though it is rare for you to click the search button.

I typed Fgjifkl, but didn't click search because I knew nothing would come up.

by TennisPlayer69 June 2, 2021

Carmella

The rarest type of dog, and also the best.

Ha! I have a Carmella you fool, I am not poor enough to have a "Fido" like yours.

by TennisPlayer69 June 2, 2021

HELP ME

The people at urban dictionary have kidnapped me, and are forcing me to write 10 definitions every minute. I think there are at least 3 other people here. They only feed me bread with a cup of water for breakfast lunch and dinner. I haven't bathed since they kidnapped me. I am surrounded by metal walls. PLEASE HELP ME

HELP ME, I have been kidnapped by Urban Dictionary, but don't worry this is a joke.

by TennisPlayer69 June 2, 2021

Word

The basic unit of language. Completely made up, language could have been made of math equations, even music notes! This is a totally real conspiracy that needs to be heard

"FBI open up!" Me: " It's already done the new definition of word is in the publishing process"

by TennisPlayer69 June 2, 2021

Coronavirus

JUST DIE ALREADY

I HATE CORONAVIRUS.

by TennisPlayer69 June 9, 2021

Your Definition Will Be Reviewed Soon

That stressful time when you wonder if your funny urban dictionary definition will be published before you see your friends later that day.

Your Definition Will Be Reviewed Soon is more stressful than falling off a 100 foot building.

by TennisPlayer69 June 9, 2021

CMS

Though regarded by professionals as superior to CASHS, the students know that's not true.

CMS IS TRASSSSHHHH

by TennisPlayer69 June 9, 2021