TennisPlayer69's definitions

Your Definition Will Be Reviewed Soon

That stressful time when you wonder if your funny urban dictionary definition will be published before you see your friends later that day.

Your Definition Will Be Reviewed Soon is more stressful than falling off a 100 foot building.

by TennisPlayer69 June 9, 2021

Carmella

The rarest type of dog, and also the best.

Ha! I have a Carmella you fool, I am not poor enough to have a "Fido" like yours.

by TennisPlayer69 June 2, 2021

Sleep

A demo of death, but with special features.

I'm going to get some sleep.

by TennisPlayer69 May 27, 2021

TikTok

Where teenage white girls, mainly from California, go to act stupid online.

TikTok is stupid.

by TennisPlayer69 June 9, 2021

Karen

Evil creature with the Latin name Stupidus Annoyingus that don't want any help, are very gullible, and hunt prey during the day. Hunting techniques including yelling, the evil stare, and the most common "Show me your manager!"

Karen is hunting it's prey in the Walmart.

by TennisPlayer69 May 27, 2021

Matt Mode

The highest level achievable by Matts, if encountered do not enrage or will engage in violence.

Matt Mode broke a hockey stick on Tommy's back.

by TennisPlayer69 May 26, 2021

DaBaby

A literal baby who only knows the phrases lessss goooooo, yea yea, and convertible

It's DaBaby lessss goooo.

by TennisPlayer69 June 9, 2021