John Hanson

John Hanson, a handsome man in his 60s,likes to hit on younger women,smells of freshly cut grass.

I wrote a song about John Hanson today

by A.holmes November 9, 2019

Mrs. Hannon

That bitchy music teacher that will make you repeat the song 30 times and gives out detentions to the kids she doesn’t like for no reason.

Mrs. Hannon: hold this detention slip and if you talk again I will sign it

by Mom come pick me up I’m scared October 9, 2019

hanson

1. (Verb) To skip out on an otherwise fantastic golf outing.

2. (Verb) To be outcasted from future fantastic golf outings due to skipping out on a fantastic golf outing.

Other forms include: hansonitis (incurable disease of hansoning); hansonography (mug shots of those who have hansoned); and antidishansontablishmentarianism (opposition to the belief that there should not be hansoning)

John: Shinwoo, are you going to be able to Royal New Kent it with us this year?

Woody: I'll definitely try...no, scratch that...I WILL make it. Please don't hanson me!!!

by Jack & Drew July 1, 2008

Hanson

A sub-human of life...boring, emotionless, bully,

Dale Hanson life sub-human bully

by Dale Hanson September 22, 2006

Hanson

A hot girl who is under the legal age for consensual sex. Named after Chris Hanson, the host of Dateline NBC: "To Catch a Predator" series.

Guy1: Dude check out that hottie!
Guy2: She's a total Hanson, thats prison time brotha!

Guy: I was at my little brothers high school football game last night. The place was crawling with Hansons.

by eddiered April 1, 2008

Taylor Hanson

gay fucking wanker singer of hanson

"That guy...is a SHIT CUNT"

by LEM - Chino January 18, 2005

Hanson

A group of gay, long haired, untalented bitches who don't know they're gay yet.

Hanson: yeah we all have girlfriends

Oprah: But you guys are gay

Hanson: Now we're not

Oprah: yeah you are. You're not fooling anybody

Hanson: Well now that you mention it...

by Mr. Motion July 18, 2008