Handjobbery

When a man is accosted on the street by one or more women who proceed to grab his junk while stealing his wallet or other valuables.

Dad can you send me a couple hundred dollars, I was the victim of a brutal handjobbery in Costa Rica.

by sandman913 September 28, 2013

surprise handjob

When you shake someones hand and while you shake their hand you pull them in and touch their hand to your groin area. then you yell surprise handjob! and talk about how gay he is for touching your junk

"dude, i just totally surprise handjobed josh, he is so gay now"

by Dj Horan March 9, 2012

Monkey Handjob

When a sexual transaction between hand and penis leaves vigorous pain along the shaft usually preformed by an African American woman

Man one : hey bro why your dick red
Man two: Monkey handjob

by IndecisiveMockery January 5, 2021

Siskel & Ebert Handjob

Dual, simultaneous handjobs, one standard style with thumb up and one western grip handjob style with thumb down.

She was sitting between us at the movie, so she went ahead and gave us a Siskel & Ebert Handjob!

by Mike Romaine from Florida August 25, 2010

Buttery Serendipitous Handjob

The act of poking ones male genitalia through a bag of buttery popcorn you are sharing with a woman at the movies. When the women reaches for a handful of popcorn she acquires instead a handful of buttery penis. Thus the Buttery Serendipitous Handjob is created.

Trent- Grant got a Buttery Serendipitous Handjob at the movies from that hood-rat yesterday!

Max- Hes my hero.

by What Grant did to her June 30, 2011

texas chainsaw handjob

When a girl cuts off a dudes arm and jerks him off with it.

Meaning: " man what happened to your arm Billy ?"
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob"

Meaning: " man what happened to your arm Billy ?"
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob

by Gangstaaaaaa February 27, 2015

Ego Handjob

When a man receives an abundance of praise from one person regarding his talents, looks or accomplishments. Usually the compliments are distributed in a nearly excessive amount and received within only a few minutes of conversation, enough to satisfy the receiver in such a way that it is analogous to the stimulation of an orgasm, but for the ego.

I was in a meeting when Sandra started giving me quite the ego handjob. She went on and on about my contribution being valuable to the company and how I was the most talented person there.

by Josh June 3, 2010