gnome porn

A word created by crude corner. To film yourself having sex with lawn statues.

I made a gnome porn while Gary Holden onto the camera.

by InsuborDONation June 27, 2014

Gnome-dome

When a short person, or midget, gives you head.

Guy 1- "damn dood, Caroline is such a gnome-dome."
Guy 2- "Caroline? The short girl?"
Guy 1- "yeah bruh"
Guy 2- "that's my sister!"

by Wyldmann27 February 24, 2015

Goomed Up

Drunk, Hammered, Wasted, Pissed.

He was so Goomed Up last night he woke up naked in the lawn.

by Richard Zinner September 4, 2017

gomez grip

The act of sticking 1-4 fingers up your opponents anus when ground fighting.

I got Gomez gripped today while training and shit my pants

by Bsherm January 20, 2018

Geometry

I hate this subject with a burning passion, it is not applicable to anything that will ever be used ever unless you take a stupid job as a high school math teacher. It is especially stupid because our teacher made us write a fuck ton of proofs and my wrist still has PTSD from that.

Whats your grade in Math?
I wanna die.
The class is easy if you try.
Shut the fuck up Max Geometry is a stupid subject.

by YungTejano2004 March 7, 2019

Gnome kisses

An alternate phrase for Eskimo kisses or kunik.

A gnome kiss, nose kiss, or nose rub, is the act of pressing the tip of one's nose against another's nose, usually interpreted as a friendly greeting or affectionate gesture.

I gave him gnome kisses

by Shantik March 16, 2021

The Gnome Army

The Gnome Army (Noun): A group of Emancipated Gnomes united together to stop oppression and fight the Worldwide Garden Rebellion.

The Gnome Army originates in Costa Mesa, California and now has Branch Headquarters across the US, Canada and Australia.

For further information, visit www.TheGnomeArmy.com

"Martha, our gnome is no longer in the garden - he has left to join The Gnome Army!"

by TheGnomeArmy.com October 24, 2007