by **A-m-A-n-D-a** June 8, 2005

The shortened way to say "fucking retard". Someone who is a complete, well...retard. Used to describe idiots of all varieties, including but not limited to: Myspace whores, every boss you've ever had, your parents, The Jonas Bothers, people who never leave the /b/ forum, and Mrs.Pacman.
My uncle ran into the screen door once, he looked like a fucktard.
Some girl: Can you believe he asked me out again?
Some girl's friend: After cheating on you? What an idiot.
Some girl: I know, what a fucktard.
Some girl: Can you believe he asked me out again?
Some girl's friend: After cheating on you? What an idiot.
Some girl: I know, what a fucktard.
by frogy8thefly May 6, 2009

A contraction of the words fucking and retard. Used to negatively describe a person, place, event, or thing. Note that all fucktards are assclowns, although not all assclowns are fucktards.
by BasharTeg March 7, 2003

Person 1:Hey, did you pick up some mustard?
Person 2:Yeah, I got some Fucktard.
Person 3 (awakes from drunken stupor) Holy fuck! Better get some beerz ready!
Person 2:Yeah, I got some Fucktard.
Person 3 (awakes from drunken stupor) Holy fuck! Better get some beerz ready!
by Cheeseboy777 May 31, 2006

by Big Slim August 15, 2004

by bob the mailman March 16, 2008

by sgtpppr November 16, 2006
