Refers to someone who provides a low-income person with the most ideal and reasonable/healthy type of monetary assistance --- he simply "fills in the gaps" in the indigent person's financial life, such as purchasing economy-grade groceries, buying a few separate tools (extra points if the person requests/accepts used tools from a thrift store or yard sale) to replace broken/worn/missing ones in the person's toolbox, providing maintenance/repair materials to fix/upgrade things around the person's house, and so on.
Financially-solvent dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany only asks me to be a financial dentist for her, rather than expecting me to buy her everything under the sun. Plus not only does she never try to pressure me to go along on any of her boring mall-shopping trips, but she also always cuddles up with me while I'm browsing Amazon/E-Bay to locate the lowest price on the occasional replacement item or tape/disc that she wants, and accompanies me hand-in-hand to Goodwill or the local pawn-shops/thrift-stores whenever I go scrounging for bargains on the few simple household/recreational items that she does ask me for... her warm-hearted gratitude-filled companionship during these somewhat-tedious endeavors is an welcome bonus all on its own, of course, but her always being at my side also means that she's right there to actually observe and inspect each of the items that I'm thinking of choosing for her, and so she can more easily/reliably determine if the item I'm looking at is indeed the best choice to fulfill her needs.
by QuacksO August 15, 2017
Get the financial dentistmug. Yo dude, my check just came and gave me this massive financial erection.
If I was Trump right now I'd have the biggest financial erection.
If I was Trump right now I'd have the biggest financial erection.
by lolafier December 19, 2016
Get the financial erectionmug. .
consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.
by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025
Get the consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.mug. An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.
Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.
Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.
Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.
by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019
Get the spreading financialsmug. Financial Combustion is a phenomenon that is best described and often related to large companies, like Wal-Mart, that move in and invade your business territory.
First sparks are seen coming from your battered store as your skinny wife and hungry children watch in horror as flames engulf your business premise completely until only fireman and ashes are visible.
This occurs when your businesses are unfortunately in the same neigborhood.
Followed by a desperate call to your insurance company.
This also applies to neigborhoods were Homo-Depot, Cocksco, resturants like Mc Pukes, and Grim Hortons make the move on ya!
First sparks are seen coming from your battered store as your skinny wife and hungry children watch in horror as flames engulf your business premise completely until only fireman and ashes are visible.
This occurs when your businesses are unfortunately in the same neigborhood.
Followed by a desperate call to your insurance company.
This also applies to neigborhoods were Homo-Depot, Cocksco, resturants like Mc Pukes, and Grim Hortons make the move on ya!
by 2ttzu November 24, 2009
Get the Financial Combustionmug. When you are at a payment terminal, you can either 1. Tap 2. Swipe. 3. Insert.(because we shouldntt say penetrate ) or 4. Hover. depending on if you are using a wifi enabled card, an older debit card, a chip enabled card or a phone or watch using apple pay or similar.
by Katielady317 June 21, 2021
Get the Financial functionalitymug.