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firing up the old 50

Guy 1: Hey man why were you in there so long?
Guy 2: Sorry man, just firing up the old 50.
Guy 1: WTF? Dude, not cool, wait til you get home!
by the sweatdragon May 6, 2010
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Fling

Something that should have been flung by now.
Jane: Matt and Serena are getting engaged!
Jane: Wasn't their thing supposed to be like a seventh grade fling?
by RAISINDAFFODILSLANA May 6, 2018
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flinger

A handjob. based on the flinging motion the person giving the "flinger" makes to get ejaculate off her/his hand. Alternatively, the flinging can take place when the giver of the handjob continues during ejaculation, causing it to be flung all over.
"That chick gives a great flinger!"
by grouchypete February 9, 2009
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fixing the cat

"Curiosity killed the cat (but satisfaction brought her back)"; for one party to make a "safe haven" for human's natural curiosity to explore all sorts of disgusting, dangerous, devious and distructive things.
Possibly most examplified by television, which allows the viewer to witness and enjoy drama, crime, scandal, murder, sex, and a literal plethora of things they otherwise wouldn't dare enjoy because of social pressures not to "be that guy", laws enforcing the opposite, or general consumer laziness, as well as the unlikelyhood of ever being in that situation.
Because the viewer's natural curiosity is now satisfied, the "cat" of the old saying is "brought back" and can continue to be a normal, upstanding citizen.
My friend always watches those crimedramas on TV. I think she's just fixing her cat, I bet she'd steal something if she wasn't so afraid of police.
Those old people, they're always fixing the cat by watching soaps. They've been out of the dramacircit too long to have any real scandals.
by JesterM September 25, 2005
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high-fiving yul brenner

Little Jimmy's mother caught him from "high-fiving Yul Brenner" again.
by Yul June 4, 2003
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Poo Flinger

Stupid people, people who are barely evolved beyond poo flinging primates in intelligence.
by Flecker January 23, 2009
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flingue

French slang = "(hand-)gun"
I' má chipé mon flingue = He pinched my piece/He stole my gun
by ML Kay February 10, 2004
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