Biddie fiddler

a person who prefers to hump old folk

tracy he`s old enough to be your grandad, your such a biddie fiddler....

by garrythegrey April 13, 2016

dick fiddle

An insult used to degrade or demean someone or something.

Shut up James you two-timing dick fiddle!

Did you hear about Terrissa, she's such a dick fiddle!

by Shitstain McGee February 15, 2017

piddle my fiddle

For a woman to masturbate

Brody didn't make me cum last night so I had to piddle my fiddle

by AutumnStorm March 11, 2016

Nut In her Kitty, Escape in the Two Fiddy

The act of ejaculating in the women and the escaping in your F-250 to avoid the outcome.

I didn't have a condom, so I just decided to nut in her kitty, escape in the two fiddy to avoid child support.

by friedtater69 December 1, 2021

Fiddy pence

A hardcore rap name in Old England

Fiddy Pence in da HOUSE!!

by FIDDY PENCE March 5, 2009

fiddle while rome burns

To enjoy minor unimportant things while ignoring the crisis happening right now

Trump dancing to Sinatra while people rioted was like Nero playing a fiddle while rome burns.

by DWBig January 21, 2017

fiddlesticks and flapdoodle

a very cool thing that professor yaffle says when he can't believe something. go bagpuss!

ahh fiddlesticks and flapdoodle!!

by :poisonedheart: January 14, 2004