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fapoop

to sit on your toilet while tkaing a dump and jerkin off
i snuk in the bathroom and mulit tasked by fapooping, i jacked off and popped!
by gunitisa djklasjd June 28, 2007
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come in three parts:
1. Fabioesque- To be like fabio in anyway
2. Existentialist- To be of the philosophical school of thought that we are all resposible for our lives and ultimately our destenies
3. Romanticist- To be a hopless romantic

Basically fi you put these three together you get a fabioesque-existential-romanticist
Man that guy is such a fabioesque-existential-romanticist!
by Silas Dagwood February 28, 2005
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fapoholic

Someone addicted to fapping, like an alcoholic is addicted to alcohol. Usually a lonely idiot who drives away his girl/boyfriend by favouring fapping over them.
Dude 1: Where's Jeff?

Dude 2: He hasn't left his room in days. What's happened?

Dude 3: Jeff? He's a fapoholic.

Dudes 1+2: Oh right. Twat.
by MHWPJ November 6, 2011
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fapbooked

The consequence of visiting a naughty-looking Facebook link or page, only to have said visit commemorated by an autogenerated sexy wallpost or invite to all your FB friends, who will assume you've just been there for a quick fap.

Non-wanking variations could include "phishbooked" or "spoofbooked". But the wanking ones are funnier.
"Why did Wayne post a link to that video? His mum AND his wife are on this thing!"

"Nah. Wayne got fapbooked."
by GoodbyeHumanDoodle July 24, 2011
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fapgoat

person who takes the blame when evidence of fapping is discovered.
Me ; My mom found my lube and crusty socks .
You; That sucks did she flip?

Me ; Yea , but its cool, i used my brother for a fapgoat
by fapcat650 March 3, 2012
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Fapology

The study of fapping, or the sound that a person would make when fapping, or mastrubating.
I just got my degree in fapology, HELL YEAH!
by Im a duck 😗 July 11, 2016
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Fabio

Fabio, The sexiest man on earth! and when you see him you’ll know he’s definitely a fabio! Fabio knows how to win you over in the blink of an eye and has charming features xoxo AKA Skyler Black
Fabio is Fibina’s Husband
by Wifey December 8, 2018
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