fapgoat

person who takes the blame when evidence of fapping is discovered.

Me ; My mom found my lube and crusty socks .
You; That sucks did she flip?

Me ; Yea , but its cool, i used my brother for a fapgoat

by fapcat650 March 03, 2012

faptoberfest

any gather of men to drink beer, and not get laid, resulting in going home to fap afterwards.

That party sucked , there was no chicks, it was a total faptoberfest.

by fapcat650 March 03, 2012