cradle of filth

COF is the poor mans Carpathian Forest. COF aren't even Black Metal.

Carpathian is a great example of a great BM band!!

Concert guy: "sorry guys but the Mighty Mayhem isn't here to play, so instead we brought in COF"

black metal fans: "fuck COF they arent even black metal!" *shoots the concert guy*

black metal fans: "kill COF in the name of Mayhem and TRUE Black Metal!!!"

by 1349 Tyrant May 15, 2005

King Filth

The act of making love to all a girl's orifices, leaving her mouth 'til last and eventually climaxing in her face.

That girl was King Filth last night, I hope she has floss!

by bareinthewoods April 18, 2010

Paradoxical Filth

The point in which a person become so filthy that the build up of dirt on their hair and body absorbs their grease, making them appear cleaner than before despite being more dirty.

"Hey, did Roadkill take a shower or something? His hair looks really clean."
"No, it's just paradoxical filth from rolling around in the dirt."

by The Emo Japanese Girl December 27, 2018

cradle of filth

Cradle is the best! they will show all you pretenders out their what black metal is really about

It's a like Marilyn Manson times ten

by Jay July 25, 2003

cradle of filth

The act of letting all deposits made into the toilet accumulate due to lack of money to pay utilitly bills. Can be for one day or more. Most cradle of filths last for one week before desposed of.

To save money on the utility bills, they have a cradle of filth for a week every month.

by GO__IRISH May 27, 2011

Cradle Of Filth

Despite that many people deny this, Cradle Of Filth IS a black metal band. Black metal is a kind of metal that consists of concentrated tremolo picking, and inhumane screaming for vocals and black metal is very atmospheric. Cradle Of Filth parallels to the definition to black metal, just because they have gone mainstream, doesn't mean that they're fake black metal.

Recommended songs:
Cruelty brought Three Orchids
Lustmord & Wargasm
Her Ghost In The Fog

by Karth February 3, 2005

Dradle of Filth

The greatest ukelele hardcore band ever.

Man your band is nowhere near as cool as Dradle of Filth

by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004