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Embarrow

Omg, how embarrow !
by Nikki Bethell February 6, 2009
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Embarradong

An adjective used to describe an embarrassing hookup. Usually used between girls relating their nights to each other. Originated at Dartmouth College in 2010 by members of the class of 2014.
Girl A: You had really bad beer goggles last night. That guy was not hot.

Girl B: Ya, I know. Its embarradong.
by D14 December 11, 2010
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Embattered

Its a mixed emotion which combines the feeling of 'embarrassment' and 'flattery/flattered'.
The class of 300, was asked the question, Which among these following are true.

a. The Name of the person who spoke in front of this class today is Monisha.
b. She was raised in Dubai.
c. She lived in India for 2 years.
d. All of the above.

Half way through the question, Monisha was embattered. She wanted to hide her face, but also bask in the limelight, quite shamelessly.
by rattyraut May 12, 2011
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Embalk

To suck on, or swallow; to insert in your mouth.
Zach embalks sillies everyday.
by AmberMarie123 October 8, 2011
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Turd Embargo

Depending on the context, a "turd embargo" is:

1) A total inability to defecate (i.e. shit) for an extended period of time, or under normal circumstances, because your body has decided to halt the manufacture and exportation of magic butt fudge. Typically caused by diet, drugs, or existential angst. Also known as "severe constipation";

Or

2) Deliberate and systematic exclusion of a specific person from social gatherings because they are obnoxious, loud, creepy, or otherwise socially undesirable, i.e. a "turd".
(Example 1): "Hey Jackhole, there's only 1 bathroom in this bar, and you're holding it up. So take some damned Ex-Lax ; lift the turd embargo!"

(Example 2): "Dude, why didn't you invite my brother to this party?!"

"Because he literally FUCKED my X-Box at the last party, in front of everyone - no foreplay, no lube, not even a god-damn reacharound. It hasn't worked right since then, so he's under a permanent turd embargo."
by Admiral Viggo September 20, 2016
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embarrassment

feeling discomfort or unease for the moment because of someone who is with you .
sam sneezed without using the handkerchief when you were having dinner in a reputed restaurant and you feel embarrassment.
by smokie 07 July 29, 2012
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Embalmer

A) One whose days begin when your days end....

B) A glutton for punishment. One who apparently relishes being regularly exposed to bloodborne pathogens,dangerous chemicals, noxious fumes , unwholesome odors, and psychotic members of the deceased's family, all for a substandard wage.
A) As an embalmer, it is my professional duty to sanitize, deodorize, preserve, and restore the deceased.

B) When a family is unhappy with the appearance of the deceased, it is certain that the emblamer will be blamed.
by dodgebabe8788 September 6, 2009
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