crump muffin

A student who is too into psychology for their own good. This would involve having an apple in their BRIEFCASE and encoorperating words like "ecological validity" at inappropriate moments.

"That prep is such a Crump muffin!"

"That Crump muffin just hit my corsa!"

by nat n' matt February 15, 2006

Crumb Muncher

Any small annoying child

That woman and her crumb muncher is really beginning to annoy me

by malachi280 December 26, 2009

crumblast

an expression of disagreement or anger

B: Hey, I just lost your fake i.d.
K: ahh crumblast!

by bbbbrittney October 3, 2006

crumb-bum

A term of utter contempt for a worthless, meretricious person, a no-account, with the implication that s/he is of low moral character.

A "bum" has long been an Americanism for a tramp, vagabond or homeless person (and lacking in the "backside" meaning as in the U.K.). The "crumb" may come from the irritating or useless character of bread crumbs or toaster crumbs, but it is possible (despite the spelling) that the first syllable derives from "crummy" as in worthless, detestable. The internal rhyme solidifies the expression.

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"I have no use for my daughter's ex-husband. Ever since the divorce he drifts from job to job and is always behind on child-support payments. He doesn't even send his child a birthday card! As far as I'm concerned, he's a complete crumb-bum."

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by al-in-chgo August 18, 2010

booty crumbs

Dried pieces of fecal matter and or toilet paper stuck to the hairs surroundingthe anus. AKA dingleberrys

booty crumbs are also known as dingleberrys

by David meister April 22, 2006

love crumbs

The side effect of lengthy love making were the natural lubricants of the partners begin to fail and "gum" up.

"Although she didn't mind the love crumbs, being chaffed to death was another matter.."

by gordy May 25, 2007

crumpet

Brittish slang for a hot chick

There's a lovely bit of crumpet there...

by tom ingle February 26, 2005