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Pregnant computer

A highly annoying or sensitive person, especially a snitch.
Why'd you have to tell on us, you pregnant computer!
by ddd111 March 9, 2020
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Quantum Computer

An over-engineered computer capable of solving complex problems if provided proper cooling. Prone to melt downs.
"Yo did you ever get that quantum computer working?"

"Naw, I couldn't find enough air conditioners to keep it from overheation..."
by Building Tomorrow June 30, 2021
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Computer Hand

When you are on the computer and the hand you use the mouse with gets cold while your other hand remains warm.
Despite having computer hand, Mansour still was on the computer looking for shoes he will never get

Maha: Sour, why do you have only one glove on?
Sour: I was getting computer hand, so I'm hoping this glove will make it go away. Does it make me look like MJ bro?
by Mansour131 January 14, 2010
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computergangster

Someone so 1337, that their computer skill is equivalent of a real world gangster.
Damn dude, I know you're good, but that guy who just pwnd you is a downright computergangster!
by my name May 6, 2005
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computer-palsy

noun.
1. A person that is so bad at using a computer that they actually appear to be severely spastic or mentally retarded.

2. A computer technician that is really horrible at his or her job.
I can't believe Edgar couldn't fix that printer problem for that customer, sometimes I think he has the worst case of computer-palsy.
by Archyis April 16, 2007
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computergeist

A demonic or spiritial possesion of a computer
I experienced a computergeist today.
by preston compo November 17, 2007
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Disobedient Computer Syndrome

A pandemic malady afflicting most anyone who uses hardware, software, and an operating system together. Add a network operating system or proprietary Internet connection software, and you have an acute case on your hands.

Abbreviation: DCS
Ever since I installed SP2, this blasted PC exhibits DCS by lipping off, (see lip off}, at me about the stupidest things instead of doing the task I gave it.
by Downstrike September 13, 2004
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