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Colonel Sanders has a wife

friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*
by steroidSteve December 6, 2020
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Colonel Autumn

Someone who is loved dearly by some random girl he met on discord one day. November 3rd happened to be the first time they talked in a dm before. Pretty cool eh? I'd say it is. Considering I'm the girl he met haha.
@Colonel Autumn hey idiot i love you <333
by loveydoveym6no June 2, 2021
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colonel of truth

What a falsely/unfairly-accused serviceman hopes will be presented at his court-martial.
In da famous movie "A Few Good Men", it was very difficult for da leading man to extract da vital "colonel of truth" from da obstinate and self-aggrandizing top-brass military figure played by Jack Nicholson.
by QuacksO June 4, 2021
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ColonelFPS

• ColonelFPS is of aggressive gaming heritage (watch out).

• Colonel is a high rank in the military rank.

• Lurks in the shadows, you never see it coming!

• A ColonelFPS is often found Discord pro-efficient.

• Loves to use Ace 23 to destroy noobs

• Zouzou’s way too much in BF4

• WATCH OUT! Rage quitting is notorious when a noob LMG camper somehow beams from some damn corner.

• Colonel = Army crap
• FPS = First Person Shooter game
ColonelFPS literally sweats over a controller, while only playing Locker, thinking a 1 KD is good.
by ColonelFPS April 21, 2022
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Colonel Lyon

The J.R.O.T.C instructor For the Bangor Battalion, (also known as the Ram Battalion) is an incredible role model, and Probably the best teacher in the school
by JROTC CADET 6969/420 September 11, 2022
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Colonesian

Noun

1. A person of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent that capes for colonial systems and upholds White supremacy at the expense of Indigenous people and even themselves
2. Colonisation deniers, defenders and apologists of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent
3. A Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian person who totally abandoned their indigenous knowledge, people and culture in favour of what they deem 'superior' belief systems imported by the colonisers
4. A Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian person who weaponises their indigeneity, as well as the tools of the colonisers, against their own people
Winston Peters (Māori politician from New Zealand): "Here's the rub if you are Māori. We are not indigenous (to New Zealand.)"

"Aye?!? That's some big colonesian energy, bro!"
by Bloody Sāmoan December 19, 2023
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Colonesian

1. A person of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent that capes for colonial systems and upholds White supremacy at the expense of Indigenous people and even themselves

2. Colonisation deniers, defenders and apologists of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent

3. A Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian person who abandoned indigenous knowledge in favour of what they deem are 'superior' belief systems imported by the colonisers e.g Christianity, capitalism, individualism etc.
"Did you see that Destiny Church guy with that 'Kiwi not iwi' sign at the stop co-governance rally?"

"Yeah, he seemed like a real Colonesian!"
by BroIsAfraid December 9, 2023
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