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Colonel Coma

That extremely incredible feeling you get in your belly after spending more than 45 minutes in KFC endulging in a family sized bucket by yourself or with your chicken buddy.

Usually the whole shating, boned, boneless, 4 fries each and 2 large gravys.
Sam: "fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk dat damn colnel done got me good again."
Brooke: "ererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh god damn pink bitch this is the worst colonel coma EVERRRR."
Sam: "it was so worth it. "
by samuwool November 13, 2011
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Building a colonel

The act of making a cigarette by collecting leftover tobacco from discarded cigarettes found on the street, usually done by true nicotine addicts.
I had no cigarettes that day, so I ended up building a Colonel.
by Freddy So Sure August 7, 2025
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Colonel Sanders

Similar to being the recipient of a Red-Wristed Knuckle Bunny, but with more spit.
"Marty, I think your girlfriend a lot, but you should know she once gave me a Colonel Sanders behind the Captain D's."
by Tivo Del Nato March 9, 2017
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like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.
Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?
by bitchuck May 26, 2025
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Belch fed colonel sanders

What happenes when you eat 10 chicken bowls and 3 twisters
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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Colonel Autumn

Someone who is loved dearly by some random girl he met on discord one day. November 3rd happened to be the first time they talked in a dm before. Pretty cool eh? I'd say it is. Considering I'm the girl he met haha.
@Colonel Autumn hey idiot i love you <333
by loveydoveym6no June 2, 2021
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