Colonel Clammy

Someone who's way too fuckin' moist to play xbox.
God damn Colonel Clammy, your hands are too moist to play CoD. foreskin.
by 2moist4u August 13, 2011
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Bacon colonel

To rub bacon bits in a women's vagina
That bacon colonel was great last night
by 18421442 August 21, 2016
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Colonel Sanders has a wife

ditched a man to get that fried chicken or some shit
friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*
by steroidSteve December 06, 2020
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colonel shitcock

Josh hertel is a pussy bitch
Josh and his ugly girlfriend both agreed he is colonel shitcock
by McPherson Buttz March 31, 2014
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