Caleb York

A Caleb York is a rare species of human, only currently found in the South East of America. He is described as an intelligent, abnormal, unique and EXTREMELY nerdy person. He enjoys spending time with his friends, and helping people with their tech problems. He is also a Twitch Streamer and would happily host anyone on his streams.

“My computer has a Virus.” “Oh! Just ask Caleb York! He can take care of it no problem.

by Enderboy987Gaming October 17, 2019

Caleb

Most attractive ,hottest , smartest, funniest person you will ever meet in your life time. Caleb's are one of the most hardest boy to just get him to look at you. He is always hard to get a hold of because he's always hanging out with his friends . When you hear a Caleb laugh it makes you want to listen to them laugh all day long. Caleb's normally date girls named Brianna with two n's in their name because their unique and are always great at being a girlfriend. Caleb's make you 're heart melt more than anyone in the whole wide world they are great at being your boyfriend, Brother, husband, friend , and a shoulder to cry on. Please hold on to your Caleb's tightly because in the end it was all worth it.

Caleb you are my one and only

by BrIaNnAiSyOuRmOm October 23, 2019

Caleb

so fuckin sexy. it is hard to even think about his sexy sexiness. even gay guys think about calebs. oh god he is sooooooooooo hot. if you ever meet a caleb, fuck him till the world ends. and then wait for the world to begin again. and then fuck him till the world ends. again. and so on and so forth, or should i say back and forth.

guy: "hey my name is caleb"
girl: "OH BABYYYY"

by toocoolforpronounciation June 5, 2011

Calia

Bomb ass female. Doesn't take shit from anybody. Usually has the best friends around. Very popular in school and can always knock you the fuck out. Don't mess with Calia

Bitch. Calia will kill you

by lolitsamiget February 1, 2016

a stupid caleb

-when someone is getting on your nerves and you want to call them an idiot.

-this has more meaning because of the fact that Caleb Bear was a soldier in world war 2, he ran toward the enemy with a spoon thinking it was a gun because that is how stupid he was!(and the war messed him up as well)

-this phrase can also be used when someone has done something idiotic, like putting a whole potato in the microwave with out putting wholes in it to make a backed potato than it blows up!
"you just pulled a stupid caleb!

*man tries to give a wet Willie to the light bulb socket and gets zapped*

that man is a stupid caleb!

use in a sentence:

Dude!You're a stupid caleb you know that?

"What a stupid caleb!"

by CheffxZilla February 15, 2009

Caleb

A nerd that can do it all. He has an athletic side that shows only when he gets super hyped. Caleb will always be making stupid ass jokes that his friends laugh at. Caleb is the type of dude to randomly just do stupid shit when he's bored. Caleb's are typically thicccccccc af and have a dirty sense of humor. Caleb's also tan very easily in the summer, Caleb's never have brown eyes. A Caleb will always have one special person on his mind, most people don't know when a Caleb cares about them so if you know a Caleb keep your eyes open.

Girl #1:Caleb is soo thicc but I think he likes somebody else
Girl #2: Agreed
Caleb*actually likes girl #2*

by That Meme Guy July 10, 2019

Calabrese Sausage

A term used for when a man with a large penis has a very strong and extra hard erection due to sexual arousal.

The term comes from a Italian spicy sausage known for being one of Italy’s hottest and hardest sausages.

After getting a lap dance from that stripper I had a Calabrese Sausage in my pants.

by tedbr076 February 13, 2009