boot shat

when you are wearing shorts and you catch a bad case of diarrhea and the soft, liquidy shit runs down your leg and into your boot. common on camping trips or strenuous excercise.

hiker 1: hey what took you so long?

hiker 2: sorry i got a bad case of boot shat.

by vigz June 27, 2005

biff boot

One tall shoe, often sported by spackas

"Look at the biff boot on that spacka

by Triple Double Dipper January 29, 2008

Triangle Boot

A fat person who believes they can fly.

That fat person cant fly they're just a triangle boot.

by Jenna with a B January 25, 2009

Heli-Boot

The act of projectile vomiting while simultaneously spinning around in a circle with arms outstretched, so that one's vomit sufficiently covers the entirety of the surrounding area.

(Broseph Stalin) Holy Sh!t! What the hell happened to this bathroom?!?!

(The Broletariat) Oh, James was super drunk and booted.

(Brosheph Stalin) Damn! He must have heli-booted because he covered everything from the mirror to the shower curtain. Oh god its on the wall too!

by Broseiden, Lord of the Brocean April 24, 2010

boot eater

A person who eats their steak well done.

Charles: "Hello waiter, I'd like a filet mignon, well done."
Waiter: "One destroyed steak coming up, boot eater."

by roboticgentleman July 15, 2011

There’s a snake in my boot

When you are expecting a fart but shart and it leaks down your leg into your shoe

Dude, we gotta go, I meant to fart but now there’s a snake in my boot

by Bernstyle April 10, 2022

toot it and boot it

The action of copulation with the opposite sex after a brief introduction at a local nightclub, which is then led to a prompt depart usually from the male partner but is not out of the ordinary from the female; resolution of contact

I met her in the club
then I said wassup
I took her to the crib
and you know I fucked
yea toot it and boot it

by Keybo. February 20, 2011