Loose Bacon Strips

1. Floppy, saggy and/or stretched out pussy lips. Often the result of child birth, but mostly linked to being a "fuck em all" whore.

2. A vertically challenged vagina. Resembles salt water taffy in a folding machine

1. Gina is such a slampig. She must really have some loose bacon strips.

by hot dog and banana fucker February 15, 2010

Bacon Hawk

A majestic hawk with bacon for wings. It was created by Destery and Nathan of the DesandNate YouTube channel.

Steven: Look uncle Destery, it's a bacon hawk!
Destery: I don't give a rat's tooth. Shutup Steven!

by notdesandnate July 17, 2012

bacon on the side

police car on the side of the road with a radar gun

"Slow down, there's some bacon on the side up the road."

by MC Munson December 29, 2007

bacon thirty

(n:) time of day where eating bacon is absolutely necessary, and (n:) a diner dedicated to the pure awesomeness of bacon by specializing in bacon related dishes...oh, and curling

(v:) to wrap something in bacon; to fry or deep fry something; to wrap in bacon and then deep fry

What time is it? Oh its bacon thirty! (fry some bacon) Nom nom nom.

My sandwich is so boring! I know, I should baconthirty it. (wrap it in bacon and deep fry it) Nom nom nom.

by bacon:thirty March 18, 2010

Bacon Boner

An immediate massive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.

Do you want to go to waffle house?

No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.

by T.J. Dubz October 26, 2011

Bacon Cunt Burger

Variation of Cunt Burger. This is a woman who is so far beyond a cunt, whore, or bitch that the only appropriate phrase to be used to describe her is cunt burger. Add in the fact that she's so loose her vag looks like two strips of bacon and she becomes a Bacon Cunt Burger.

Dude, are you kidding me? That chick's a Bacon Cunt Burger. You better wrap that thing twice.

by Dr.Phillie January 11, 2012

Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin

The rare art of receiving fellatio from a willing rotund woman while simultaneously shitting, wearing the head of a pumpkin costume and consuming bacon.

Matt: "Dude, the planets must have been in the proper alignment last night because I finally got a Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin in the bathroom of the KFC!

Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!

by suavedeboner July 4, 2012