bamploozled

to be completely lost or confused during a conversation, or when asked a question about something you were not listening to.

He had let his mind wander, and was completely bamploozled when they asked him a question.

by HyveMynd November 20, 2007

bamp commander

Person Who is of the highest authority

Julian N.: Felipe why are you such a mack...
Felipe: Call me Bamp Commander...
Julian: I am your bitch, Bamp Commander
Felipe: Aiightttttt Das rite.

by Lupe E January 20, 2011

Bampharkilob

(adj, adv, verb, noun): Excessive violence or mayhem.

Fear the mayhem of Bampharkilob!

by DRP117 April 3, 2013

Bamphally

The act of doing something in the manner consistent with being a total motherfucking bamph. It's an adjective.

"The dwarf with the purple mohawk in clown shows and massive codpiece bamphally charged down the freeway wielding his scimitar and flamethrower."

by Timmy The Wonderweasel July 6, 2014

BApposite

When you see a set of big breasts, then she takes off a wonderbra and theres nothing there!

"I thought she had big boobs! SHE HAS A BApposite!"

by Mo_Mentum June 24, 2015

bampton

Minces around with a clipboard not really achieving anything looks like basil fawlty

When describing any member of staff who fits this description look at that bampton over there

by Spazzle85 April 1, 2017

bamphazoled

to be confused and surprised at the same time

am so bamphazoled about the corruption (quagmire) in our country

by MasterMindp June 10, 2017