Asstration

The act of clenching your sphincter so tight during anal intercourse that your partner's penis is removed.

A play on words of ass and castration.

"Dude, did you hear that Joey's in the hospital?"

"Yeah, that bitch Becky gave him an Asstration!"

by TheFourthReich November 5, 2015

asstastrophy

Explosive,uncontrollable diarrhea erupting at a very inconvenient time and/or place.

I was shopping and almost had an asstastrophy!

by Thigh crapper June 8, 2016

asshat

Typically known as somebody who has their head so far up their ass that they don't even know how bad of an ass they are. Nobody likes an asshat and is the awkward one out.

FEMINIST:hey look that person is such an asshat

FEMINIST2:yeah trump is an asshat

by basic_avocado22 March 24, 2017

asshat

A close cousin of the assclown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is socially acceptable amongst his/her peers.

Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to him/her making an ass out of his/herself. (Not to be confused with asshole.)

"Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."

"Hey asshat, thanks for double parking."

by D_Vitch October 24, 2017

assatarians

A person who has a diet that consist of eating ass

He loves eating ass he must be a Assatarians

by Iac1988 November 7, 2017

asshat

A. An idiotic person.

B. An asshole/jerk

Guy: Man Braeden's such an asshat!
Guy2: I know right?

by Demtane May 18, 2018

Asshat

A person who will stop at no end to be overachievers of offending others with intentions to belittle, hurt, and betray because they are jealous and without love.

"Don't be an asshat"

"The majority of society wears asshats."

"I WILL lose your asshat in purpose to destroy your hypocritical BS of existance."

"Asshats are not welcome in this establishment."

by ModestlyCandid October 7, 2019