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Commando chow

When someone leaves some food or drinks to his friend's ensuring he/she can enjoy it later when visiting the friend next time. A tactical move which can be of use when planning a party weekend, for example.
A: Hey, dude. What are your plans for tonight?
B: Nothing, my boss called me and asked me to do night shift. Steve's sick so he can't do it.
A: That sucks! You're missing all the action. Well, I'm gonna go clubbing anyway. I left some commando chow in your fridge waiting for tomorrow if that's okay.
B: That's cool. Well, I gotta go bust my ass off.
A: Good for you. I'm gonna go raving with these spanish chicks. Wooo!
by JonesyD April 25, 2011
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hung chow

Joe writhed, grunted, farted but he could not pass the rock-hard fecal matter. Last night's chow was definitely hung.
by Richard Black March 3, 2005
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chow meining

The act of woofing down your Chinese take-out.
Chris: Got any plans for lunch?
Matt: I already made a Panda run. I'm chow meining at my desk today.
by just_warming_up September 10, 2009
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chow grazing

Especially redundant term for loud chewing, usually in a shared office environment around lunchtime.
Q: Dude, what are you chow grazing on over there? A: Dude, it's a crunchy granola bar, ah-ight? Get off my case.
by Chappy Milhaps July 26, 2007
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couger chow

The cheap restaurant food a woman who is accustomed to being wined and dined eats when her date is 15 to 20 years younger than her but insists on paying.
Maggies asked Scarlett, "Have you been to that fabulous new French restaurant on the Boulevard?" Scarlett sadly replied, "No, my 25 year old date insisted on paying so we went to the taco joint for couger chow."
by scarlettleftthebuilding January 26, 2009
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Chow Box

1)The space in between a female's legs where a male can find himself pretending he's at an all you can eat seafood extravaganza, hands tied and no utencils.

2)The genetalia of a particular breed of Asian dogs.
My head hurts so bad the only thing that would make me feel better is a face full of chow-box.
by Timmay November 28, 2003
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kitten chow

One of the GREATEST sex positions EVER invented.

Step 1: Open her legs
Step 2:Pour ice cold milk into your lady's vagina
Step 3:Insert a desired amount of finely chopped asparagus into the clit.
Step 4:Have sexual intercourse until the mixture is very warm
Step 5:Have a kitten eat the mixture out of the vagina
Step 6:Sit and enjoy(:
by RB123ilovepussy August 17, 2010
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