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park-and-suck 

park-and-suck (n), or park-n-suck (n): a roadside rest area (cottage) where gay men (cottagers) meet to have anonymous oral sex.
David's up to his old tricks again; I saw his car when I drove by the park-and-suck on highway 20 the other night.
That park-n-suck on highway 20 is notorious; the picnic tables outside the tea room are covered in spooge.
park-and-suck by Blaze Johnson November 30, 2014
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Sometimes ya gotta suck ya own tiddies 

When a man is doing less than the bare minimum so you have to step in and do all the work or else it will never get done
Abby: Are you going to do any more for this group project?

Matt: I already wrote the intro and I’m busy this week

Abby: Sometimes ya gotta suck ya own tiddies

Shit dick nut suck 

When one takes a huge shit on a dick making the dick climax or “nut” by sucking on it repeatedly and swallowing there own fecal matter
Robby: did you hear last night Johnny did a good ol’ shit dick nut suck

Mark:Holy Shitaki mushrooms I didn’t know a human was capable of such a crime of shitting on a dick then sucking on it

Romanian train suck 

Romanian train suck is when a gypsy hoe is giving you head in a train toilet, spits the cum in your eye and nicks your wallet.
Marcel: Dude. Can you go buy me some beer for party.
Cornel: Shit. I can't. I don't have my ID. I got a Romanian train suck last weekend and it was in the wallet.
Marcel: Damn. I feel you dude. No problem.
Romanian train suck by iSo0uNdz January 3, 2020

fuck the suck 

What a Marine says when he is totally and wholly pissed the fuck off at the Marine Corps.
It is friggin hot, sand in my ass and treeless here. "Fuck the Suck" I am ready to go home to kick Jodi's ass and get Suzi Q back."
fuck the suck by Sigman July 9, 2006

you suck at life 

-when someone in general sucks
-when someone causes something to happen that sucks
-when someone is wrong
BamBam: 2 plus 2 is 5 right?
Ryan: No...Dude you suck at life
you suck at life by Nicole February 15, 2004