wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman

yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan

by busscboy June 17, 2024

Wizardschaften

When you get schafted by a Wizard in a bad situation.

Could also be used to describe a Wizards shaft.

Liam - I'm going to get Wizardschafted!!
Robbie - OH FUCK I'VE BEEN WIZARDSCHAFTED RIGHT UP THE RECTUM.
The wizard used his Wizardschaften.

by Lillysillyxx June 29, 2024

Wizzah

Also spelt wizza, wiza, or wizah; a person from a cultural, religious, ethnic, and/or national background who uses their identity for personal gain.

"Fatima is always posting about her 'Arab heritage' but she's a wizzah. She doesn't care about real Arab issues, she just wants followers and likes."

by cunninglinguist666 October 28, 2024

Wizard time

One of the many euphemisms for smoking marijuana, this one derived from The Lord of the Rings. Wizard time occurs when someone hits that pipeweed like Gandalf in the Shire. Wizard time may happen at 4:20 or any other time of the day or night because wizards are never late, nor are they early. They light up precisely when they mean to.

"Wanna go out for dinner tonight?"
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."

by Graveyardigan November 27, 2024

Wiznabiz

Wiznabiz defines a homeless person that is broke and has no chance of getting a job in life they are either a pedophile or a abuser of women

HEY YOU HOMLESS PERSON YOUR A FUCKING WIZNABIZ

by 12312312312312 December 1, 2024

wizardrous

Of or relating to wizards and/or their various wizardry.

That is a very wizardrous robe you are wearing!

by Wizardrous Writer December 19, 2024

Wizzy

Another word for compulsive liar and pathological liar or just lies nonstop

Ivan stop being a Wizzy, you don't have a billion dollars stop wizzying, stop lying about your appearance you are being a Wizzy

by Gloober1 December 25, 2024