An unhealthy eating cookbook for people who want to see their inheritance sooner so they feed their relatives food from such cookbook. Meant to be a joke but very insensitive and sickening.
John: I can't stand your mother. She says all these racist terms for Jewish people or Black people and calls people out when she sits on the porch. Totally embarrassing.
Sally: Yes I know. Regardless, I want to take care of her.
John: I know. You're a good daughter but perhaps it would be best if we would feed her from the beneficiary cookbook.
Sally: What the hell? That's my mother you're talking about, you asshole.
Sally: Yes I know. Regardless, I want to take care of her.
John: I know. You're a good daughter but perhaps it would be best if we would feed her from the beneficiary cookbook.
Sally: What the hell? That's my mother you're talking about, you asshole.
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