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Beneficiary cookbook

An unhealthy eating cookbook for people who want to see their inheritance sooner so they feed their relatives food from such cookbook. Meant to be a joke but very insensitive and sickening.
John: I can't stand your mother. She says all these racist terms for Jewish people or Black people and calls people out when she sits on the porch. Totally embarrassing.

Sally: Yes I know. Regardless, I want to take care of her.

John: I know. You're a good daughter but perhaps it would be best if we would feed her from the beneficiary cookbook.

Sally: What the hell? That's my mother you're talking about, you asshole.
by Verrückte Hunde May 10, 2022
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Carrie Cook

Carrie cook in love with Gavin Cook
Is that Carrie Cook?! Omg it's Gavin's love!
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Carrie Cook

Is that Carrie Cook? Omg she and Gavin are the perfect couple!
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Cum Cooker

THE CUM COOKER, IT WORKS!!!!!
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Glock cooked chicken

When you're firing so much that you heat the atmosphere in measurable results.

Gives children sunburns from powder, miles away.

Nuclear weapons.
I think Glock cooked chicken the other day. Did Toronto blow?
by Cody5050 June 8, 2022
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Liam Cooke

Is a dude who does stuff and is a cool guy.
by throbb1 June 12, 2022
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Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 11, 2022
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