2 definitions by Sue doe name

Someone who has a strange obsession with anything that burns fumes. Typically someone who is also extremely against ev (electric vehicle) and can't stomach the idea of the future being a thing.
The gastremist drove his f-350 compensator into an electric vehicle to show their dominance.

The Dr. tried to save his passionate, but the gastremist pulled the plug on grandma after finding out she runs on electricity.

The ev (electric vehicle) owner pulled over to check their headlights...the gastremist decided to capture a photo of the ev owner and then posted the image to social media with the caption, "This moron bought a Tesla and now his car ran out of charge. Meanwhile my gas car can just keep driving, thank the Lord for this piece of machinery!"
by Sue doe name August 6, 2022
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Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 12, 2022
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