The lengthy and enjoyable sexual act of a female in the "doggy style" position giving oral sex to one man, while another penetrates her vagina or rectum from behind. Similar to roasting on a spit.
My two guy friends came over and put me on the slow cooker. They both orgasmed at the same time and I was very juicy when I was all done.
by SC King October 19, 2007
Slow cooker is a hard clay like shit that is hanging around in your ass and you strain and only fart around it . In other words it’s sticking around slow cooking into a hard, impossible to pass brisket .
I took so many Percocet I’ve had a slow cooker in the oven for days . All I can do at this point is keep smoking the meats
by Pro skills February 7, 2020
Another name for a food barrel, an animal-proof container used by people who go camping deep into the woods for days at a time. During hot weather it can render some perishable food items malodorous with a nasty shade of blueish-green.
Upon reaching the campsite on Day 5, Eric didn't mind digging deep into the algonquin slow cooker to get an opened pack of hot dogs buried at the bottom.
by Raul (comes out at night) January 11, 2012
Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's moist vagina and continues to leave it there for hours until it is "fall off the bone soft".
I busted out the yugoslavian slow cooker on my girl last night, neither of us got off, it wasn't that great.
We were spooning and it turned into a yugoslavian slow cooker, we fell asleep and it was no good.
We were spooning and it turned into a yugoslavian slow cooker, we fell asleep and it was no good.
by AnthonyJ117 July 2, 2011
Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."
"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 12, 2022
to engage in masturbation
Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"
by gazza222 November 7, 2020