Shart Week 

A week dedicated to those individuals that fart “and a little shit comes out.” The reason this week is chosen is because it is synonymous with the popular “Shark Week.” Since these animals are deadly and terrifying, the average viewer will have a buildup of fright and feces, causing them to shart instead of fart. Although a shart will always put an individual in a conundrum, on this week that person can let it all go as it is documented in all of it’s shit filled glory.

I went over to Walter’s house to watch the annual Shark Week, and as the sharks came too close for comfort, it unfortunately became Shart Week.

Shart Week by Team Beavis August 2, 2010

Captain Shortbus 

A supervisor or leadership personality that is obviously ineffective in their work, management or duties. Usually they must micromanage, pester and hold your hand through any process, effectively slowing everything down.

Jeff: "Man, Captain Shortbus has really been riding me."
Brett: "That sucks, was he standing over your shoulder directing everything you were doing again?"
Jeff: "Yeah, it took hours to get the simplest of things done."

Captain Shortbus by vfsexy1 April 17, 2010

shartage 

The product created by a shart. The residual and unexpected feces in your pants after a fart.

"Earl just ripped one."

"Did he have shartage?"

"No, I think it was clean."

I was doing the laundry the other day and saw shartage in Earl's undies.

shartage by shartage_fan September 8, 2010

Shartabate 

Accidentally shitting while matsturbating. Usually done just before orgasm when full relaxation is reached.

I was too horny to take a shit before I rubbed one out. I accidentally shartabated right before I blew.

Shartabate by Benny the Pig October 26, 2010

Sharticles 

Tiny brown fecal particles that come out of someones butt when they fart. this usually happens when a person has a wet fart, or after having taco bell.

"oh dude there's sharticles on my underwear."

Sharticles by AudioDud3 November 29, 2017

blood shart 

When a person thinks they are just going to fart and to their dismay, Bloody poop soils their underpants. Usually happens during illness or during times of severe kidney stones

"Hey john, why are you making that face?"

"I just sharted, I have to go home. Actually, I blood sharted, take me to the hospital"

blood shart by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

shartburn 

what happens after a shart

loud gurgling greasy fart

Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!

tosses him a pack of baby wipes

shartburn by Alpino December 15, 2008