Ass ho 

a bitch, or whore who enjoys doing them self in the ass with there finger or a other house hole tools. The end of a spoon, fork or knife.

Maria is such a ass ho. She stuck that spoon up her butt the other night!

Ass ho by catfiSH123456789 December 5, 2010

ass of the covenant 

the golden ass, that booty you chase... for some people their whole life but in order for it to be the ass of the covenant ya have to put at least half a decade into it... think ducky from 16 candles but he doesnt give up... or get laid

P: "yeah so how long you been after this girl bro"
D: "only like five or six years"
P: "... well chase that ass of the covenant there indy... you dumbass"

ass of the covenant by blessedbeatnik September 20, 2011

Ass n elbows 

A funny phrase to describe running really really fast because all you really see is ass and elbows .

Used primarily in situations where time is of the essence or you need to get the hell out of there .

While John was banging Jen he heard her husband come in the front door . John was out the window and ass n elbows naked to his car .

Ass n elbows by Saneand71 July 7, 2016

Ass jelly 

Of, or related to diarrhea; Found in between the butt cheeks of a person dealing with diarrhea. Caused by lack of wiping.

I've had the runs all week, and I think I've got mad ass jelly.

Ass jelly by Johan McTrumpet November 16, 2003

ass kisser 

Ass kisser = a suck up, someone who will kiss someone's butt to gain points. Sometimes these folks are known as bum-kissers. Often these folks tend to be the goody goody types whom one can not trust for a second - these folks will use what you tell them, or do, against you for their own personal gain. Most of these people are social nerds with few social skills - the only way they can get attention is to play suck up to someone important - usually a boss, manager or teacher/professor - an authority fiqure.

The best way to deal with these kind of people - bum-kissers is to avoid them - never trust them, never confide with them.

I had a co-worker who was the consumate ass-kisser - he would suck up to the boss all day long to gain favors and access. All of us in the office were aware of this situation and adopted a strategy of avoidance - keeping our mouths shut and not getting involved with the little bum kisser in any way. The little ass kisser functioned in his own little world.

ass kisser by WET CARGO BOY April 18, 2006

Ass Air 

The passage of air around the butt, where the air itself is not a fart. This air picks up the scent of the ass itself.

Mooning a fan would create a lot of Ass Air

Ass Air by pghpanthers2 April 15, 2007

ass stabber 

1) Any induvidual who enjoys performing the act of anal sex by exploring the cave of the unknown with his penile probe. See also ass spelunker

Whoa man, that Mario is such an ass stabber. He just loves to stick his johnson up the hershey highway.

ass stabber by Sunny G September 16, 2005