sloppy top 

A kinder way of asking ur partner for a lil oral loving

man i cant wait till she come around ive been waiting to get the sloppy top all day

sloppy top by Rev-Love December 20, 2009

ZZ Top 

One of many great bands/entertainers to come out of Texas. Ranked somewhere between Stevie Ray Vaughan and Pantera, but below Willie Nelson. More recent TX musical artists such as Bowling for Soup and Jessica Simpson can lick ZZ Top's bearded nuts.

ZZ Top's rowdy, shit-kicking guitar riffs revurbirate through your spine.

ZZ Top's "Sharp-dressed Man" is a great song to hear when you're getting ready to go out.

ZZ Top by Call me the Mayor November 23, 2006

ZZ Top beard 

A very long beard that flows down all the way down to the belly, just like Billy Gibson and Dusty Hill of the legendary rock band (ZZ Top) have.

It took me four years to grow out my ZZ Top beard.

ZZ Top beard by Robertino October 16, 2005

up top 

1) To be incarcerated in prison (usually an upstate prison)
2) Used in reference anything that lies more north geographically

"I paid for that- 10 years up top not seven month shock, walked the yard with bloods, took the bus with cuz, went gun for gun- i earned my love" - Shyne (For the Record)

youngn: "What ever happened to that dude who shot Poppi?"
OG: "Blood, that niggaz lucky he's doin 20years up top, otherwise his body would be dumped in the river"

Killa from up north: "Yo when you comin back up top?"
Hustla: "I'm layin low in Atlanta till that heat blow over, ya heard?"

up top by netstryke September 28, 2005

blow my top 

To reach, or exceed a set amount of extreme anger caused by irritation.

John wouldn't stop teasing me about my hair so I was about to blow my top.

blow my top by Missmademoiselle918 October 22, 2013

New Zealand's Next Top Model 

Reality television show from New Zealand that searches for a Top Model, has stood out, turned heads and become shit hot thanks to judge Colin Mathura-Jeffree. His individual style and charm has made him THE face of television in New Zealand. Everyone strives to do a 'Mathura-Jeffree' at least once a day!

New Zealand's Next Top Model has three judges, Colin, Mathura and Jeffree! if he ain't on I ain't watching

New Zealand's Next Top Model by Joannalexus January 23, 2010

Flat Top 

An act committed by a dominant gay male, or a top, whereby he sneaks his hot dog in-between your buns by planking on your back; fully erect.

The flat top is considered to be one of the most daring and skillful planking maneuvers, as well as one of the most demeaning gay sex acts.

Guy 1: "I passed out drunk on the yard last night while taking a piss, and Chris took pictures planking on my back naked. On an unrelated note - Jagermeister really makes your asshole hurt in the morning."

Guy 2: "Dude... I saw the pics on Facebook.... you got Flat Topped. The national sexual assault hotline is 1-800-656-HOPE."

Flat Top by winningmormon October 28, 2014