Freezing my tits off.

A way of describing the fact that one is cold.

Hurry up mate, I'm "Freezing my tits off." out here in the snow!

Freezing my tits off. by Acky190 February 9, 2009

big ol titties 

When the titties are just too plump and big to handle, these are known as big ol titties. These are the perfect titties for motorboating

Person 1- Damn!! that girl over there has some really 'big ol titties!! '

Person 2- Yeah!! I'd love to motorboat them!!

big ol titties by Bigwillywonka69 April 17, 2016

snakes with tits 

Women. Especially those that leave you when the money runs out.

Rob: Did you hear that Laura dumped me?
Dave: No, why?
Rob: Probably had something to do with me losing my six figure income.
Dave: Fuckin' Women !
Rob: I think you mean "Snakes with tits!"
Dave: Exactly !

snakes with tits by Fav February 13, 2008

Titushka 

(Originally in Ukraine) A thug, usually with a martial arts background, paid by the goverment and acting under auspices of police to incite violence, provoke unlawful behaviour amoung peaceful protesters, engage public in scuffles and fights. Normally pretends to be one of the demonstrators, clad in dark sportswear of Adidas or similar brand

During violent police crackdown, titushkas were primarily engaging independent journalists

Titushka by 1sko December 30, 2013

jesus titty fucking christ

Interjection. A stronger variation of jesus fucking christ. Used to express surprise or shock.

"Jesus titty fucking Christ!! That chick has a dick!"

jesus titty fucking christ by Dubious Skunk October 29, 2005

sugar tits 

n. Describing a female with a deligtfully sweet bosom; a delicious pair of breasts.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" said the inebriated Mel Gibson to the arresting deputy.

sugar tits by SkidMarkyMark July 30, 2006

tits or gtfo 

An expression often used on imageboards. It is often heard when a girl posts in a thread.

Camwhore: Hi am i hot?
Person: Tits or GTFO.

tits or gtfo by jiggsmaster3000 May 29, 2007