Crank Walk

The bipedal motion of Methamphetamine users characterized by twitching and fidgeting as if the person is trying to brush imaginary bugs off of his/her skin.

You can tell homey is smoking meth by his crank walk.

by CSI Sharkticon July 13, 2009

Crank

To cry and wank at the same time.

Peter was devastated after being dumped by Ellen. Jane told him: "Why don't you just go home and have a nice relaxing crank, you'll feel much better for it."

by tt2813 August 14, 2009

cranny-fairy

when a man/boy first eats/drinks cranberries

tom: hey bill have you ever had cranberries
bill: yes
tom: well you should try them their delicious
bill; wow your a real cranny-fairy

by guido123 August 25, 2009

crangsty

Cranky + Angsty

Don't be so crangsty!

by HLaMay October 16, 2009

Cranifie

this word is used for anything. i mean anything it can get you out of homework or telling someones fired, its the un-awkward
moment that you alway get.

E.g :

Miss - johnny did you do your home work?

Johnny - No i Cranified it all.

Miss - ok, Sarah what about you?

Sarah - no miss i forgot to.

Miss - well i will see you at lunch for the next week.

by hello goodbye 213 November 7, 2009

cranioklepty

A term coined by Colin Dickey author of Cranioklepty Grave Robbing and the Search for Genius, it literally means "skull stealing". "Cranio" as in skull and "klepty" as in kleptomania.

Incidences of cranioklepty, were first noted in the 19th century and were driven, in part, by an interest in phrenology.

by missquotable October 5, 2009

craniopomorphic

to attribute to an object a cranial capacity; done for the express purpose of shedding light on the intimate meshing of the object being described and the brain.

All the psychological fruits of a ponderer’s labor are contained in his craniopomorphic fruit basket. In my craiopomorphic fishbowl, the scriptures of vitality are reduced to fishfood.

by bread infection December 8, 2009