scene points

an elaborate system for calculating popularity commonly joked about among scenesters and scenester wannabes. everybody know what they are but no one will actually admit they exist.

for example, these things give you scene points:
-bandanas
-straight edge
-veganism
-black hair over face
-collecting vinyl
-having obscure band merch
-wearing tight pants
-being friends with bands, promoters, etc.

these things make you lose scene points:
-wearing volcom, zero, hurley, etc.
-liking good charlotte
-asking for an autograph
-driving (scene kids walk/take the bus)
-having anything to do with rap
-getting a tan

Aw fuck! I can't make it to the show tonight! There go my scene points.

scene points by xbloodlossx June 18, 2004

stock class paintball 

a form of paint ball that you use pump paint ball guns such as cci phantoms, pgps, sniper 2s, and traccer/mavirick paint ball guns. a reason for stock class is accuracy, efficentcy, and plain out more fun to use. using the saying one ball, one shot , one kill. we who play stock class dont use hoppers, dont use co2 bottles, nor do we use regular pods. the guns only hold 10, 15 paint balls but thats all you really need. semi players look at you wierd when you get to the field and have a pump but at the end of the day theyll be bowing to you, and asking what the game plan is. people over look stock class because they think pumping is primitive and sadly enough think its useless. well there wrong, stock class paintball is growing in popularty very fast there are sites dedicated to it and people who play stock class religiously

stock class paintball
kid:hey, are you out of your mind going to a game where they play semi and full auto.
stock class paint baller: no im not crazy. i cheat, i play pump.

stock class paintball by tons of fun September 22, 2005

Corpse Paint 

A type of makeup typically worn by black-metal bands

Dimmu Borgir, Satyricon etc.
Also worn by shock rocker Marilyn Manson

Corpse Paint by Wunderstake January 24, 2005

In the Paint

The key on a basketball court.

Vinny: Yo look at Jon, he's going hard in the paint.

Tony: Yeah, he's already got 4 layups in straight from the paint.

Vinny: Jon dominates in the paint.

In the Paint by theycallmevita November 20, 2010

paintball sniper

a paintballer who everyone hates because he has selfcontrol and doesn't shoot everytime a leaf moves.

the paintball sniper showed complete control when he didn't shoot every moving object.

paintball sniper by driftwood666 May 3, 2006

Shaving a painted Jesus 

An action that is pointless

A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.

Shaving a painted Jesus by Nicole11 January 7, 2009

pointless 

Lebron James in the 4th Quarter

The Miami Heat loss the finals because LeChoke was pointless.

pointless by kirlain December 12, 2011