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I have a blue car 

Originating from internet forums where miscellaneous discussers made it easier to brag by just saying "I have a blue car"
Sure you got laid last weekend but I have a blue car.
I have a blue car by Sementman November 9, 2008
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two-car funeral 

The botch of the stimulus plan may stoke anti-government anger about bureaucrats and two-car funerals
He fouled up a two-car funeral
They couldn't run a two-car funeral to get the budget passed
two-car funeral by vanderpol August 29, 2010

NFTY-CAR 

The Chicago Area Region or NFTY, the North American Federation of Temple Youth. NFTY-CAR brings together Reform Jewish teens from various temples in the Chicago Area. NFTY-CAR holds four events every year: Summer and Winter Kallah with NFTY-Northern at OSRUI in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin, and Kickoff and Kolbo, hosted by various temples within NFTY-CAR. NFTY-CAR is governed by the Regional Board, consisting of the President, Programming Vice President, Social Action Vice President, Religious & Cultural Vice President, Membership Vive President, Treasurer, Secretary, and Communications Vice President. The Regional Board is elected every spring at Kolbo, traditionally held at the outging President's home temple.
I'm going to hang out with everyone in NFTY-CAR at Winter Kallah!
NFTY-CAR by nftycar11 December 9, 2010

POLICE CAR 

ALL IT F***ING DOES ALL DAY IS GO WEEEEEE WOOOOOOOO WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE WHTA THE
WEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOH BOi THAT IS SO F***ING LOUD THAT POLICE CAR IS SO ANNOYING WEEEEEWOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
POLICE CAR by CatMan3 November 19, 2020

Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart 

It is a term used to describe Joe Biden taking a fat poop on your parental figure's car. This is usually deemed as disrespectful to say towards people and is said when having extreme anger towards another individual.
Wife: Holy cow! You didn't do the dishes like I asked you to! You know what? Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart!
Husband: How dare you say that to me! I will cast your membrane into a raging inferno.

sports car 

A sports car is a vehicle made for speed, generally has a very sleek body with a very low drag-coefficient.

A good example of that is a Chevrolet Corvette, which are fuckin' sexy as hell and faster than any other 'sports' car in its 40-70k range. It weighs anywhere between 3100 pounds to 3400 if you're looking at the C6's, and has a drag coefficient of about .35. The brand fuckin' new vettes --Blue Devil/Z07/ZR-1-- weighs about 3350lbs, has an LS9 supercharged 6.2L V-8. About 620HP stock, and tops out at around 220mph. It sells a little over 100k.

A bad example of that would be a Ford Mustang. A Mustang is a MUSCLE car, because it weighs about 2 tons, (nearly 4000lbs) and has a drag coefficient around .40. A Mustang is NOT made for speed. The Fifth-Generation Stangs are just about the only attractive Stangs ever manufactured. You'll get anywhere from 300HP to 400HP depending on if and what kind of upgrades/mods you get in it.

Also, in my opinion, I think Ford and Mustang is just straight shit because Ford doesn't care about quality these days; Mustangs generally have a shitty V6 engine, and it's Ford so its Only Fast Rolling Downhill. You'll eventually pay 2-fold for all the repairs, which, with the monies you spent on your Stang, will come out to roughly 40-50k, so you might as well just buy something else besides a Ford, like a Chevy.

I hope this clears up all the bs where people compare a Vette and a Stang.. they're from two completely different categories.. srsly. I don't think Ford even makes Sports Cars.
retard: DUDE VETTE VS STANGS!?@RF
educated bamf: stfu n00b, vette=sports car stang=muscle car kayy?
retard: ohsnap im a t@rd
sports car by =]]] April 10, 2008