Grand Sausage Plate

A German dish of five sausages. Found at the best German restaurants.

It's not on the menu but I'm asking for a Grand Sausage Plate.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

moon sausage

The long hard brick of a turd that comes out your ass hole after eating too much meat.

I was at work and went to the bathroom. as I opened my anus hole I unleashed my moon sausage.

by Longharddump January 17, 2018

Sausage Tube

A vessel for a penis such as a throat, a vagina or a butthole

Down the ole' sausage tube 🍻

by Buttoncottage September 1, 2023

Sausage holster

The vajayjay of a 'popular' girl.

Mary may not have been the prettiest girl around, but she was rumored to have a beautiful sausage holster. Soldier, holster that weapon!

by Nutbuster February 12, 2024

Saucy Sausage

An expression used when something is too "hot to handle."
... or when your dick is too "hot to handle."

'Last night he fed me his saucy sausage.'

by Henryg200 December 3, 2016

Milking your Sausage

Masturbating until your cum

Dude 1: Dude, stop milking your sausage, it's NNN!
Dude 2: Get out of my room!

by meatroller December 13, 2019

Sausage Hoe

1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. A gardening tool made of meat

3. A strange sound abnormality

Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe

Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe

Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.

by Middle School Choir January 5, 2010