smokin the sausage

something done at family BBQ's and social gatherings

My dad spent the whole day smokin' the sausage.

smokin the sausage by Michele December 20, 2003

busted sausage 

some one who is remarkably ugly

he has a face on him like a busted sausage..

busted sausage by InsulinMan November 1, 2008

Purple Sea Sausage 

The part of the anatomy that resides between the legs of a male diver or swimmer. The color becomes a vivid purple when excited & sometimes even when there is a present threat. When in this state of awareness the Purple Sea Sausage has been known to use its defense mechanism, spitting a thick white substance to entangle & disorient the attacker.

As the Calypso was anchored in the waters off Panama, John Paul encountered a Purple Sea Sausage in an excited state as it was chasing the rare & beautiful Soft Shelled Brown Anus, (pronounced A-noose.)

Purple Sea Sausage by krandma October 9, 2008

Smoking the Sausage

When a person sucks a animals cock.

Laura smoked baily's sausage last night.

Smoking the Sausage by jake August 6, 2004

vienna sausage 

Humogous fat schlong

Kilberg was going around telling everyone that his boyfriend had a real vienna sausage. Turns out the fag was lying though...just a chode

vienna sausage by Beisner April 12, 2005

donkey sausage

when the bull of the clan masturbates furiously, to the sound of a very large horses hoof

my god father, i thought i heard a donkey sausage.....

donkey sausage by Patrick Duffy August 12, 2006

Mexican Sausage 

A brown penis that will get you sick upon digestion. Although it has similar symptoms to Montezuma's Revenge, this is different because it can cause AIDS and take your job.

I was working at the corner until that guy with Mexican Sausage stole my hoes.

Mexican Sausage by Sediss Nutes October 13, 2008