Beisner's definitions

vienna sausage

Humogous fat schlong

Kilberg was going around telling everyone that his boyfriend had a real vienna sausage. Turns out the fag was lying though...just a chode

by Beisner April 12, 2005

Klaus Nomi

Ultimate wierdo, a German pop-opera singer from the 70s. Rumored to have sexual relations with David Bowie, and is one of the first gay guys to die from AIDS. To be called a Klaus Nomi is to be labeled as a fuckin wierdo

Dan drank his own piss. So Klaus Nomi

by Beisner March 29, 2005

Oompa-Joo

Short and rotund Jewish boy.

I was parkin my car and I hit a freakin Oompa-Joo. Now I have blood on my grill and an arrest for a hate crime.

by Beisner April 20, 2005

ya mudda

your mother. used as an insult when there is nothing else to be said. Similar to "yo mutha" but rolls of the tong easier.

"You are such a faggot"
"Yea ya mudda doesnt think so"

by Beisner February 3, 2005

Clockwork Orange

The act of tying a subject down to a chair, fixating their eyes open, and forcing them to watch disturbing images.

Anthony's dad gave him a good Clockwork Orange when he made him watch the gay Nazi
foot fetish video.

by Beisner March 29, 2005

grundula

The fresh space of hairy skin between your scrotum and your anus. Synonymous to grundle.

After the cross country trip, Joel's grundula felt wet and slimy.

by Beisner February 3, 2005

In the Holster

The act of sleeping with one's penis safely rested in their partners buttcrack for easy and quick access in the morning. Buttsex for the working man.

Jack nessled his dude in the walls of Mike's ass. When Mike asked what that damp, slimy feeling on his behind was; Jack replied "Just placin it in the holster babe"

by Beisner March 29, 2005