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Tijuana crime scene 

This occurs when guy that is titty fucking a girl shits on her chest just before he cums... he continues to trust back and forth getting the cum and shit all over.... ie a big mess. There can be numerous variations to this
When I was done with Jane she looked like a Tijuana crime scene. Then she mademe dinner. What a dumb bitch!
Tijuana crime scene by Jed June 14, 2003
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Emo/Scene Kids SUCK 

An epic video on YouTube featuring a young girl with a sidebang explaining the aspects of emo kids and scene kids that are of great annoyance to her as well as to many others. Among her reasons for her contempt of emos and scene kids are their ways of "trying so hard to fit in", "giving new genres to their music" such as calling My Chemical Romance "punk" when they don't know what punk rock is, taking sideways photos that look ridiculous, and pretending to be gay or lesbian.

As of September 2009, the video has received over 500 video responses, one of the highest on YouTube, mostly from pissed off scene kids who can't handle legitimate criticism of their manufactured fashion styles and shitty emo music. The vast majority of these responses simply call the young lady in question "ugly" or "stupid" and do not address the content of her arguments.
The video known as Emo/Scene Kids SUCK is highly informative for anyone doing research on why emo sucks.

preppy-scene kid 

A kid that wears clothes that are skater clothes such as volcom, element, hurley, DC shoe co., billabong, roxy, etc. They also wear preppy clothes only american eagle. The girls wear hoodys alot with tank tops under them, tee shirts, with only long tight blue jeans. Guyz wear hoodys with t-shirts under, just t-shirts, blue jeans only. The girls do not wear skirts. They are nice when people are nice to them and if your mean to them they will be mean back. They are kinda hard to get along with. The girls are tomboys. The guyz are skaters. They like the bands Hollywood Undead, Hawthorne Heights, Panic! at the disco, rap music, metal, punk, anyting popular except pop, country and all that techno shit and shit like that. Their favorite food place is mcdonalds. They have myspace. They hate rednecks and races. Some girls wear make-up and some dont, they dont over do it. They dont cut their selves. The girls wear their hair down all the time. They get highlights in their hair, no weird colors though they keep it normal colors. The girl straighten their hair. The guyz have skater hair. They hate goths. They are different from preppy kids and scene because they are both of those mixed.

Charlie Scene

The scene (emo) version of Charlie Sheen.
Hey, is that Charlie Sheen?

Nah, that's Charlie Scene, look at emo the clothes he's wearing.
Charlie Scene by Colder September 12, 2011

crime scene

What a chick would say instead of "rubbing one out" when it's that time of the month.
That was one hell of a crime scene. I'm so relaxed now, I think I'll take a nap.
crime scene by mgill238 May 9, 2008

crime scene

"I'm so into crime scene, I carry my girlfriend's tampons around with me."
crime scene by chibi_trillian March 16, 2005

ethno-scene 

To be ethno-scene is to be into something that is not only really cool, popular and fashionable, but also very ethnic, or of exotic in culture. This just ups it "level of cool" to over 9000.

An ethno-scene kid probably enjoys:
-hookah
-pho (Vietnamese soup)
-boba (tapioca drinks and milk teas)
-anything that seems exotic, particularly asian or middle eastern.

Ethno-scene is probably caused by the popularity of being liberal, open minded, and culturally accepting. It's found most often in Caucasian people, who want to reach out to a new culture, but ultimately only because it's cool to do so.

Ethno-scenesters enjoy spouting the names of foreign foods and actives, and saying "Oh my god! You've never tried/heard of it?!" And touting the fact that they have.

They're willing to try anything once if it seems ethnic and exotic, and thus cool. This makes them susceptible to eating things that would generally be considered nasty, like bugs or animal organs, and even if they don't necessarily like it, they'll say that it's the best thing ever.

ie tripe (stomach lining) in pho. While pho is actually tasty to even the least exotic peoples, adding tripe makes it 100 times cooler, because it's disgusting, but eaten in other cultures.
"Hey, they have hookah at the coffee shop now!"
"Aw man, if they just served pho, boba, and -insert ethnic food or activity here-, we'd be set! ...Aw man, when'd I become so ethno-scene?"
ethno-scene by AvJen August 4, 2009