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STFB

Storm the Fucking Base. A mod for the game Minecraft where you form a clan with your friends, build a fortress, and then spar with other clans for land, resources, and glory. Designed and hosted by RIT (Rochester Institute of Technology).
I'm going on the STFB server tonight, are you?

Hell yeah!
by Colder November 20, 2011
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Macro

The ability in RTS games to constantly produce units, keep a strong economy going, and build up a base. The opposite of micro, which involves controlling individual units.

In other words, keeping your money down (always spending it on units), your income up (by building workers to collect resources), and your army larger than your opponent's.
Zerg (from Starcraft) is a macro-intensive race, because of its ability to build units and expand easily.
by Colder September 19, 2011
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League of Legends

A game based on DotA, developed by Riot Games. After its release, it became very popular (being a free game helped at that), and has earned a place in MLG and other eSports.

Correcting the other definitions, Riot Games did not make the original DotA in Warcraft III, they just modded the DotA map that was created by Eul.
Tim: Wanna play League of Legends?

Bob: You mean that Dota ripoff? No thank you

Tim: Its not a ripoff, LoL is much better gameplay-wise

Bob: I guess I'll try it

Soon after his first game, Bob becomes a dedicated League of Legends player.
by Colder October 23, 2011
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Bill Clinton

Our first REAL black president, unlike that poser Obama. Born into poverty in the deep south (Arkansas), had an affair with a fat white woman (Monica Lewinsky), played jazz music (saxophone), and loved him his KFC and McDonalds.
During his campaign, Bill Clinton received much support from the African-American communities, for obvious reasons.
by Colder September 19, 2011
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Nigs Before Pigs

Similar to "Bros before hoes", this is a binding social contract among ghetto black individuals, stating that their fellow niggas will always come before pigs (the police).
Tyrone: Yo Jamal, imma bout to pick up one fine shaw-ty, can I borrow yo car and bring her home?
Jamal: Sorry, dawg. I gotta go see the cops to get ma parole hearing.
Tyrone: Cmon, man, nigs before pigs.
Jamal: Aight, just this once
by Colder November 30, 2011
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Unfunny

Uncyclopedia, trying to be the politically correct, SFW clone of Encyclopedia Dramatica, is one of the most unfunny sites on the internet.
by Colder August 25, 2011
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FP

An abbreviation of First Poster. The person who began a thread on a forum or image board.
I think the FP on this thread is just trolling us.
by Colder September 27, 2011
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