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MVP
The Most Valuable Player. The player with the most skill, who contributes the most to their team. Used mainly in sports and video games.

Unfortunately, this term was hijacked by retards who watch Jersey Shore, who now think it stands for Mike Vinny Paul or some shit.
Me: He was totally MVP during that game

Friend: Mike, Vinny, and Paul?

Me: *facepalm. I don't know why I'm even talking to you
by Colder November 23, 2011

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Another racial slur referring to black people. Comes from a Bantu (African) word meaning meek, or servile (i.e. a slave).
Watch out for those jigaboos in your neighborhood.
by Colder September 03, 2011

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IGN
A video game review site, characterized by biased, poorly written reviews. Worships any new Call of Duty game that comes out, and gives games they don't like (RTS games, adventure games without guns and shooting, any game exclusively for PC or PS3) bad ratings just as an attempt to please their dark overlords, Microsoft, EA, and Activision.

Plus, it is owned by News Corporation (Does FOX News and Rupert Murdoch ring a bell?)
IGN is to the video game industry what the RIAA is to the music industry.
by Colder October 24, 2011

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Safe for work. Something on the internet that would be acceptable to view in public.
Don't go on 4chan, it's not SFW
by Colder August 23, 2011

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LifesAGlitchTV (or LagTV for short), is a Starcraft II Youtube channel that broadcasts When Cheese Fails, a series of game replays featuring cheesers, people who try to quickly win a game with an unconventional strategy.

Hosted by NovaWar and MaximusBlack (aka Adam and Jeff) from Canuckville, Canada, who are well-known for their catchphrases like "Shit the bed", "Sour about life", and "Bob the Zealot".
Did you see LifesAGlitchTV's new episode?

Yeah, it was hilarious, and I don't even play Starcraft!
by Colder July 28, 2011

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The bottom 99% of people on the income bracket rightfully protesting the top 1% getting more money than they deserve.

The richest people in the world (e.g. bankers, CEOs, media moguls, so called "job creators") don't actually work. They have other people work for them. They rake in millions of dollars while the people doing the actual work have to deal with lower pay and higher taxes.

And then the rich folks spend their unearned money on politicians, essentially controlling congress (both Republicans and Democrats). As a result, congress is happy to bail out these people when their businesses start losing money with cash out of the taxpayer's pocket. Not to mention the tax cuts doled out to these billionaires (started by Bush, extended by Obama). That is exactly what OWS is protesting.
Occupy Wall Street is one of the few glimmers of hope as the USA descends further into debt.

Let's have a show of hands. Thumbs up if you support the movement.
by Colder October 27, 2011

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A series of protests of concerned U.S. citizens, mostly held in New York City, to end the corporate greed and political corruption that has been degrading democracy in this country for years.
Criticized by the largely corporate-controlled media (Fox News especially), but is still gaining ground and will (hopefully) meet their goal of restoring the power to the people, not just the wealthiest 1% of Americans.
The Occupy Wall Street movement is opposite of the Tea Party protests.
by Colder October 13, 2011

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