Life Nine

(1) Fuck man,, i took seven points of molly last night

(2) ...damn bra, were ya rollin balls or what?

(1) yeah vision got all narrow an shit -- i swear im on life nine

(2) word.
by sanbtiago November 09, 2010
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life slap

When you see somebody from your childhood or x number of years ago and start to talk about how your lives are going.

They used to think they were better than you, bully you and so on. But now they're stuck in a dead end job in the same village you grew up in and you've got a degree and making a great success of your life
Hey John! I haven't seen you for ages! What are you up to these days?

Oh, yeah well I'm still living with my parents, it's great, you know they do all my washing! I just got promoted to shift manager at the mini mart! Gonna be great because we need that extra money for child number 2 on the way!

How about you?

I just finished my phd in Engineering, now I'm going to work for BMW helping to design their next sporty little number! I'm so glad I went to university, hehe remember how you would bully me!? Saying I was thick :D those were the days eh?

*LIFE SLAP!*
by grudge_bearer December 04, 2010
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life force

The life froce was what preluded the big bang which was probably sparked from one of the other universes in our multiverse
The universe was created by a life force
by tory borty January 15, 2013
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Gacha Life

Gacha Life Syndrome (GLS) is a form of mental disorder that grows overtime when a child is not given enough attention in their life by their parents. This mostly happens when the parent abandons, ignores or manipulates the child and can cause unexpected behavior like becoming terminally online, creating questionable or downright horrible and weird content online, and rarely goes to see the outside world. This will also cause them to download they online app "Gacha Life", which is the main app where this Syndrome can occure.
"Oh god Susan has started using Gacha Life"
"Have you seen those weird Gacha Life vidoes before?"
"Joe got put in the mental hospital recently due to Gacha Life"
by MrDudeFace August 19, 2023
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gacha life

Gacha life was a fun kids' anime/cartoon dress-up game for everyone. Keyword, "was."

Of course, you may find the game fun. It's a simple dress-up game. You can design your original character and there are lots of options to choose from.

Now it has just evolved to a cartoon "NSFW" site for wannabe depressed retards and people who are obsessed with cookies pretending to be 16 years old when they're actually 8.
Person A's bio:
Hii guys! My name is Kookie, because I love cookies! I love gacha life! I'm also a big softie and I'm a half demon, half angel! I'm also super beaten up because I've been bullied a lot in school because I didn't tell anyone that I'm from a royal family yet, but I still look pretty because I have regeneration powers! Also I'm 16 so don't mess with me

Everyone with at least 5 braincells and more: gtfo of this platform little bitch *blocks*
by tetrislovr11037 September 10, 2021
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Gacha life

Stop saying gacha life is a innocent kids game that got ruined by horny 13 year olds
Your right but like it’s not that much of a “innocent kids game”

Some of the dialogue in it:

“I’m everyone’s favorite loli named rin! Give me money now.” (Rin)
“Like my new outfit? Bought it at Hot Yaoi!” (Also rin, rin is a character in the game maybe google her or something)

But yes there is a lot of horny 13-14 year olds using it
Idk how it would be used in a sentence I just gotta fill this out gacha life
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gacha life

Gacha Life is like many things, the definition is "the reason why kids have no creativity these days", a lot of other words (e.g. GoAnimate/Vyond) have that same definition. There are a spamload of hybrid princesses, mind readers, poor to rich, singing competitions, etc.
Gacha Life exists and little girls just are abusing this shit.
by Power476 March 16, 2021
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