11 definitions by The Unintelligent Librarian

1 - a term inspired by The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, when it turns out that the guy is actually a girl

2 - In most cases, it is when a girl disguises herself as a man to avoid getting hit on by straight individuals.
1 - "That guy was a girl! She was sheiking me, dude!"
2 - "Amanda is sheiking hardcore to avoid getting hit on."
by The Unintelligent Librarian November 25, 2018
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when you are fisting (or screwing (or fucking)) people over in a fascist manner.
"Dude, did you just fascist me?"

"We are about to be fascisting these people over in Monopoly"
by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2018
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When someone speaks the truth, and you can't even argue about it.
"You see this song here? If Everyone Cared by Nickelback, this is the Gospel that people need to hear"
by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2017
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This term is used for people who have more than 3 years and less than 8 years of experience to be known as a White Beard
"our Brown Beard is now a Grey Beard!"
by The Unintelligent Librarian August 28, 2019
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When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard.

..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket
"We got ourselves a new Brown Beard!"
by The Unintelligent Librarian August 28, 2019
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The feeling of being bored to death by a conversation that you may or may not be involved in, in result you fall asleep until the conversation is over.
"Hey what happened to Steve?" "Harry, look at him, you made him commit blargicide with your endless story.."
"You're going to make me commit blargicide, quit talking like a robot!"
"Look at Carol, the teacher made her commit blargicide, i bet she will only wake up when the bell rings for lunch."
by The Unintelligent Librarian November 7, 2017
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When being Baked like a cake isn't good enough for you, you take a massive breath of weed and exhale after a couple seconds while ringing a service bell to inform people people that you are above and beyond being Baked like a cake
"Sheeeeez dude, i am-- i am baked l-like a soufflé"
"Hey did you see Trevor?" "Nah he's at home getting baked like a soufflé"
"Is Stacy good to drvive us home?" "No man, she's in the bathroom baked like a soufflé"
by The Unintelligent Librarian November 7, 2017
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