Crank

Having a wank whilst crying or to break down during said wank and start crying.

Pronunciation: crr-ang-c

Man 1: Had a wank while the mrs was watching titanic the other day

Man 2: did you start cranking at the end of it?

Man 1: Of course not, im not a girl

The mrs: theres no need to lie love. and don't worry, i found it endearing. its like i told you before, boys don't cry, men do

Man 2: hahahahahahahahaha!

Man 1: fuck off!

Man two continues laughing untill he pisses himself. Then man one starts laughing.........

by hi11m4n August 22, 2010

cranial bypass

1. The act of ignoring a statement or event which one finds disturbing or which defeats one's argument.

1. When reminded that he had originally been adamantly opposed to the surge strategy in Iraq, the President gave it a cranial bypass.

by LA AC September 8, 2010

crank

to masturbate.

Think I'm just gonna go home, eat a tv dinner, and crank one out.

by chefsoski November 21, 2010

Crandy

The act of masturbating with a can of cranberry sauce.

George went out last night and got a crandy from Michelle.

by Jimbo6 December 7, 2017

crankster

A fishing lure made my GG's Lures in Oregon. A Crankbait used for catching Bass and Walleye.

I cast the crankster out and reeled in a huge bass from the bass hole.

by Sandra December 28, 2003

crants

A pile ranging from miniscule to unmanagable in size, composed of various personal accesories, dirty laundry, or even used food utensils/products.

That guy's room was just one big crants, and it smelled like old roast biescht.

by skyeplex September 25, 2006

Crank That Yank

1. To get a project done ; to do work

2. To rush to get something completed

3. To handle business

"We have until 5:00pm to finish that presentation. Crank that yank!"

by TheWhiteDragon October 30, 2008