Falcon Goggles

1. Similar to beer goggles, except only experienced by male cadets at United States Air Force Academy. Has the effect of improving the sexual appeal of any women to a greater extent than any alcohol could ever hope to achieve. Squids and Rats may also experience a similar effect.

2. Makes things look better then they actually are.

When the effects of the alcohol wore off, and all the girls at the bar still looked the same, Cadet X realized he might be wearing Falcon Goggles.

by Cadet IHTFP April 15, 2011

Costa Rican Goggles

When one places a female partner's generously proportioned breasts over the eyes, such that they rest upon the face like goggles or similar eyeware.

May be supplemented by a bronski (aka Motorboat).

Upon engaging in some provacative behavior with Albabe, Moltisanti decided to slide on a nice set of Costa Rican Goggles, smiling enthusiastically with his eyes cover by some fabulous New York Booooooobs.

by MafiosoMasterpiece September 8, 2009

Panda Goggles

Ejaculating on your partner's eye, right after having punched out the other eye. This will give the desired effect of one black and one white eye. Just like a panda!

Girl: "OW! What the hell are you doing?!"
*ejaculates on the other eye*
Guy: "PANDA GOGGLES!"

by Mediokrates March 4, 2010

Mongolian Goggles

When a man places his testicles over the eyes of a woman or someone incapacitated by alcohol for a sexual or joking purpose.

Frank was so wasted last night that when he passed out John gave him Mongolian Goggles.

by Coitus Maximus January 28, 2009

googleable

Something that is able to be found on the popular Internet search engine Google.

Mrs. Kim's husband is googleable.

by Lisa November 12, 2004

googleability

The ability of a Google search to find web pages for the person being searched.

Profesional, personal or social networking web pages will be pages listed in the search.

The googleability of her name makes it easy to find her My Space web pages.

by B. Foster April 28, 2008

Googlebender

1) A googlebender is someone who refers to google to get information at all times. Normally they do not retain what they learn, because the information is instantly available again to them later. Usually seen browsing google on their cellphones, laptops, wristwatches, computers, and any other electronic device that google may have invaded.

2) May also be used to describe someone who instantly uses google to find anything they need on the web.

If it wasn't for the internet, that googlebender wouldn't know anything.

How did you find that video?
I'm quite the googlebender.

by 1st Emperor of the Internet May 25, 2009