Mediokrates's definitions

Panda Goggles

Ejaculating on your partner's eye, right after having punched out the other eye. This will give the desired effect of one black and one white eye. Just like a panda!

Girl: "OW! What the hell are you doing?!"
*ejaculates on the other eye*
Guy: "PANDA GOGGLES!"

by Mediokrates March 4, 2010