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The theory of dildotivity

Time travels more slowly as a dildo first begins to wobble. Especially when a suction cup dildo is thrown and sticks to the intended surface.
The theory of dildotivity isn't something that's just on the Urban dictionary. Throw a dildo and find out. See for yourself! Open your eyes!
by Godamongstmentinymen March 13, 2022
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Demonic skeletal dildos

by SamTheSylveon August 8, 2022
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sword fighting dildos

A particular star sign that looks like two lighted dildos sword fighting for world freedom as each star point lights up. An example of this poetic dance can be found after dark at the lighted sign outside Walli’s in Burton, Michigan.
Hey man, we’re meeting at the bar near the sword fighting dildos. You coming?!
by Corn & Rye November 26, 2022
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Didonaning

(V.) Sitting in front of a computer for hours on end, and immediately locking it upon the entrance of others.
My roommate is always didonaning whenever I come back to the room at night.
by Toohottotrot July 20, 2008
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Dildad

A male equivalent of a Milf, a person with children that young women find attractive.
Have you seen that guy Jenny's dating? He's really old! She tells me he's a Dildad.
by Shagwan January 13, 2011
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dildroid

a 125cc, metal, all-purpose, rotating, and vigorously shifting dildo with the power to rip vaginal tissue easily. using such a device has left people hospitalised for many years,

it is also known to make a woman become infertile and have immense cravings for sex.
god that slag must have used a dildroid with a limp like that.
by calence johansonson November 6, 2012
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Dild Guild

A group of girls that will spurn any advances or attention from men. This may be due to solidarity, insecurity or a verbal agreement of 'girls night'. Any attempts will be cock blocked

Named as such because they will all go home and fire up their decoys
I was talking to that girl with the shirt, but then she regrouped with the dild guild and I'm SOL
by sirChop September 4, 2013
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