Definitions by sirChop

Dild Guild 

A group of girls that will spurn any advances or attention from men. This may be due to solidarity, insecurity or a verbal agreement of 'girls night'. Any attempts will be cock blocked

Named as such because they will all go home and fire up their decoys

I was talking to that girl with the shirt, but then she regrouped with the dild guild and I'm SOL

Dild Guild by sirChop September 4, 2013

garlic rub 

Getting a handful of taint sweat or swass and caressing someone's chin. Often served with a garnish.

This guy at the bar wouldn't back off after I eyeballed his girl, so I gave him a garlic rub.

garlic rub by sirChop December 7, 2006

showdair 

It's chow-dah, say it!

Get back here-ah, I'm not through demeaning you!

showdair

showdair by sirChop May 24, 2006

booskie 

Short for Jigaboo. Used to refer to skecthy black people when they may be in earshot, or when another black person would be offended by a different term.

See also: Jigs

Go to the next gas station, this one's HQ for the booskie patrol.

booskie by sirChop May 24, 2006

chowderbox

Past tense of the art of cunnilingus.

Andy: Hey how was the date? You guys see a movie?

Eric: No, we went home after dinner and I chowderbox.

chowderbox by sirChop May 23, 2006

shath 

When you are very tired in the shower, and you decide to lie down it is called a shath. Its like a shower and a bath.

I was so hungover in the shower this morning, I went for the shath.

shath by sirChop December 26, 2005