dildroid

a 125cc, metal, all-purpose, rotating, and vigorously shifting dildo with the power to rip vaginal tissue easily. using such a device has left people hospitalised for many years,

it is also known to make a woman become infertile and have immense cravings for sex.

god that slag must have used a dildroid with a limp like that.

by calence johansonson November 6, 2012

Dildoid

A person who posesses all of the characteristics of a dildo but none of the usefulness.

Colin Powell is sort of okay but Donald Rumsfeld is a real dildoid.

by SofaShark November 17, 2003

Dildoid

A new invention that is an Android phone that can be used for cell phone use, texting use and most importantly Dildo use. It's water and sperm proof so you can get your jollies in or out of water.

Guy #1 "Hey have you tried the Dildoid?" Guy#2 "Ya the reception is bad but the Dildo works fine!"

by DeadNode July 6, 2011

dildoid

1. A spiked dildo.

2. A spiked,studded, or crenellated dildo, used in bondage type engagements in professional pornogrophy.

3. An extremely uncomfortable didlo or sex toy.

"Did you see that video with the dildoid scene? that was fucked up!"

by eee chow dung May 1, 2009

dildorider

a girl who loves riding a dildo

I'll show you how to meet dildorider for online sex chat.

by oksyterracyna February 11, 2010

dildoridoo

Originally used in Australia as a wooden sex assistant prior to its use as a musical instrument after the accidental discovery that you could get sounds to come out of it.

Once you're finished letting the dildoridoo play you, transmute it into a didgeridoo, so you can play it, too.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013

Dil-Droid

a app on the new Droidphone that vibrates and the little guy on the screen is shaped like a dick!

Girl: here feel my dil-droid!
As she puts the phone up tothe other girls inner thigh

by RaddaRadda! January 9, 2011