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dick pic 

A disturbing and perplexing phenomenon of when someone (usually male) sends another person (usually female) an unsolicited picture of a penis. Said penis can range from fully erect to flaccid or anywhere in between.

Unless emotional contact has already been established, recipients of dick pics will generally only experience negative emotions upon receiving them.

Although unsolicited dick pics are considered sexual harassment, consensual dick pics can be an exciting experience, however, the consensual pictures usually include a full body with the penis.
Betty: "Got another dick pic today on OkCupid, I wonder if they think that ever works!"
Michelle: “That's the last thing I want to see from a dude I don't know. Dicks look weird and I don’t think guys understand that. Dicks aren’t attractive all on their own.”
Related Words

dick-stracted 

(adj) to become distracted by an attractive man, especially one that commonly gives you sexual favours
I tried to stay angry at him, but he had me totally dick-stracted.
dick-stracted by Marc K July 29, 2005

Dick Sac 

An insult which includes the sac and the dick.
Han- Gosh Viccy you're a sac of balls.
Viccy- shut up
Mel- No Viccy you are a dick.
Viccy- Quit it guys.
Mel- No wait, you are a dick sac.
Dick Sac by AmazingJesus February 23, 2009

Dick Chaining 

To go from one dick to another, like chain smoking.
"OMG Sarah was so dick chaining last night"
Dick Chaining by Zoayeeeee Hopper February 5, 2009

dick sweats

Dick sweats is when you wake up with a big hard, and your dick and balls are all sticky and sweaty. It almost feels like you rode it hard and put it away wet, but you didn't.
Man, I woke up last night with the dick sweats!
dick sweats by dickzzz July 8, 2011

Dick in the dirt

When someone gets knocked down or unconscious face first.
That pot brownie knocked Billy's dick in the dirt.